Discover the most comprehensive collection of kid and family-friendly puns that you can use for any occasion – from greeting cards to party invites to family events.
Do your kids, grandkids, nieces or nephews love boats and jokes? Then set sail with us! Come high tide or low, these boat puns are shore to make the whole family laugh. They’re all ferry impressive and knot at all oar-ring! Boat Puns Tug Good To Be True These boat puns are keeling me! I […]
Turn teatime into laugh time! We’ve got a whole bancha funny puns about tea for your entertainment. Go on, chai them out! Unbe-Leaf-Ably Funny Puns Let’s get this par-tea started! The only dinosaur who ever loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX. A husband greeted his wife each day with a “Hello there, brew-tea-full!”. I love […]
Wood you believe it? We’ve got a list of unbe-leaf-ably funny wood puns. It’s plane and simple, we’ve barked up all the right trees so that you and your family can have a good chuck-le. Wood Puns You’ll Get On Board With What’s a rebellious beaver’s favorite kind of wood? The knotty pine. Why do […]
We absolutely heart love puns. And we’re sure you’ll fall for our list of 101 that are perfect for sharing with family and friends… Love Puns With An Animal Appeal I can name a chameleon reasons why I love you so much! I know there are other fish in the sea, but I’ve already found […]
Before you leap to any conclusions about the quality of our frog puns, be sure to give them a fly yourself. We hop you enjoy ‘em, we think they’re unfrogetable! Frog Puns We Made Up On The Fly Why should you never lend a frog a book? Because they’ll just rib-it. Why are frogs always […]
Feeling a bit sheepish? Don’t feel baaaaad! Our 100 sheep puns are here to sheer you up! Have a laugh with your family and enjoy our baaaa-rilliant sense of humor. Wooly Hilarious Sheep Pun Jokes Which American football team do sheep cheer for? The Rams. What do you get when you cross a rocket and […]
It’s not at all hard to see why puns about eyes and sight and vision are so funny. See what we did there? These eye puns just could not be any cornea! Don’t Take Your Eyes Off The Pun What did the optometrist say when he had his first Happy Meal? Eye’m loving it! What […]
Do your kids need a little encouragement eating their veggies? Then how about making mealtimes fun with our vegetable puns? We’ve gathered all the best vegetable puns to make your kids giggle. Some are hearty, others are corny, but they’re certainly all very good (for you)! Underground Vegetable Puns Better slow down. There’s a turnip […]
Puns truly are a bacon of hope in a world in need of laughter. And especially so when they’re about pigs. We promise our 101 pig puns won’t boar you. Gammon then – pig in! Pig Puns To Pig Out On We really went the whole hog with these…. Why are pigs such awful basketball […]
Ahoy! Calling all fun moms and dads, grandparents, aunts, and uncles! We’ve sailed the seven seas in search of the best pirate puns on the planet. Our 101 pirate puns are sure to give you a b-arrr-el of laughs. Jolly Good Pirate Puns The ambitious young skipper was making his way up the cor-pirate ladder. […]