101 Pasta Puns That Are Tortellini Hilarious

If your kids love playing with their food, tell them to stop getting messy and start laughing instead! Our pasta puns are tortellini hilarious! 

If you’re ready for a few dinnertime jokes, stick with us. The pasta-bilities are endless! 

But wait! The pesto’s yet to come!

Im-pasta-bly Funny Pasta Puns

1. My friend didn’t believe me when I said I was going to make a car out of noodles. Then she saw me drive pasta…
2. Almost dropped a plate of Alphabetti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster.
3. Just saw some fake spaghetti. It was an impasta.
4. What kind of pasta sticks to everything? Clinguine.
5. Meatb-all aboard!
6. He wanted to open the safe, but he had gnocchi.
7. It’s pasta due date for that R.S.V.P.
8. He eats pasta than the speed of sound!
9. Tell her already! Stop keeping her in sauce-spence.
10. While shopping today, I wasn’t sure which pasta to buy. Then the penne dropped.
11. I’m recording this for pasta-terity.
12. Get the meat-ball rolling.
13. The Italian Pasta Awards was a “Bowtie” occasion.
14. Can I pasta-pone our meeting to tomorrow at the same time, please?
15. If I had a penne for every time that happened, I’d be a millionaire!

Positivity Pasta Puns

1. Pasta-vity is everything in life!
2. Imagine the pasta-bilities!
3. Hey, you pasta test!
4. He is a peace-loving pasta-fist.
5. She brimmed with pasta-tivity!
6. It’s pastably the best game I’ve ever played!
7. She’s pasta-tively awesome.
8. Hope you gnocchi how wonderful you are.
9. Like unrinsed spaghetti noodles, good friends stick together.
10. Life is about exploring pasta-bilities.
11. Learn from the pasta, create a better future!
12. This meal is so good, it’s pre-pasta-terous!
13. Good things come in meat-ball packages.
14. Tortellini superb pasta!
15. This too shall pasta.

Fanpastic Pasta Puns 

1. Why didn’t the man want to eat at the pasta restaurant? The food cost a pretty penne!
2. What kind of pasta can grant wishes? Fettugenie!
3. What do you call a sick pasta? A Mac’n’Sneeze!
4. Where will the spaghetti be dancing? At the meat ball.
5. What do you call partially cooked pasta on fire? Aldente’s Inferno.
6. Did you hear about the Italian man who died? He pasta way… And now he’s a pizza history.
7. Should Ric make the chicken parmesan? No, ricotta make the lasagna!
8. What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house? Fettuccini afraido!
9. Did you hear about the man with a car made of pasta? He got in a crash, and now his car’s al dente.
10. What kind of pasta is served at Forrest Gump’s restaurant? Penn-ay!
11. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween? It was too alfredo!
12. Why couldn’t the man lift all three tons of pasta sauce? He wasn’t stroganoff!
13. What happens when you combine alfredo AND marinara sauce? You get the best of both pasta-bowl worlds!
14. Have you heard about the pasta and its cooking water? Their relationship is strained.
15. What do you call it when someone cries because their bolognaise is vegetarian? A meat bawl!
16. Who is the saddest person in the pasta factory? The lady who’s filling cannelloni.
17. What type of pasta is best eaten on its own? Ravi-lonely.
18. What type of dish does an impasta make? Faked ziti!
19. What did the pasta that grew up in the streets tell his kids? “I grew up in the spaghetto.”
20. Why couldn’t the pasta maker get into his apartment? Because he had gnocchi.
21. How small is the smallest type of pasta? It’s about 1 cm orzo!
22. What do you call designer pasta? J.C Penne.
23. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas? Because he was a little square!
24. Think she would steal the spaghetti? I wouldn’t put it pasta.
25. What happens when the penne goes too far? He goes pasta the point of no return.

Pasta Puns That You Won’t Spaghet-ti

1. Can you pasta sauce please?
2. What is your risoni-ng behind it?
3. Been fired from my job at the pasta factory. I made a fusilli mistakes.
4. Do you spaghett-it?
5. Penne for your thoughts?
6. Do you know how much olive you?
7. The apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree!
8. This is pastably the worst day ever.
9. Penne down your silly jokes.
10. And hey, pesto! That’s how you go green!
11. He’s dressed to im-pesto.
12. That’s one jar of sauce you’ll regretti opening.
13. Well, that was quick and penne-less.
14. She writes all her novels under a penne-m.
15. I asked the flight attendant what was in the spaghetti sauce. He said “Don’t worry, it’s plane pasta.”
16. What kind of tea do Italians prefer? Spaghett-tea.
17. Pasta phone, would you?
18. Spaghett-out of my way!
19. I was choking on alphabet spaghetti when a guy asked if I needed help. He took the words right out of my mouth.
20. I used to spend most of my time pasta the corner store.
21. The boat pasta-under the bridge.
22. Pasta than a bolt of lightning.
23. We went pasta big roundabout, then all of a sudden, we were lost.
24. It’s way pasta my bedtime.
25.  I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling. He didn’t get it at first, but it wasn’t long before the penne dropped.

Cute Pasta Puns

1. I got noodles of love for you.
2. You mac me happy
3. This is how life’s su-pasta be!
4. There’s no pastatute for you!
5. I want to pasta time with you.

Oodles of Noodles Pasta Puns

1. Deal or noodle?
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Udon know how much I love you.
4. Like unrinsed noodles, friends stick together.
5. This love is pho-real.

More Tasty Pasta Puns

1. This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.
2. Sorry this gift is pasta due.
3. Spaghett out of my way
4. So you’re spaghetting older?
5. That is tortellini accurate.
6. It cost a pretty penne
7. I admit I did it fusilli reasons.
8. The new guy looks Cannelloni.. go talk to him!
9. I’m just gnoccing around.
10. I love ramentic movies. 
11. I’m not stroganoff to lift this!

Writing this list first seemed im-pasta-ble…but we did it!

Now that you’ve pondered these pun-ny penne-d pasta jokes at fusilli lengths, bet you know what your next meal is going to be… Bon Appetit and Pasta La Vista, Baby.