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101 Valentine’s Day Puns You’ll Fall In Love With

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101 valentines day puns you'll fall in love with

Looking for 101 ways to say “I love you” on Valentine’s Day? 

Then look no further, because our Valentine’s puns say it best. Whether you’re helping your kids write their first cards, or you want to make them one to teach them all about the tradition, we’ve got a punny joke that will make them smile! 

Punny Ways To Say Happy Valentine’s Day

  1. Are you a lightbulb? Because having you for my Valentine sure brightens my day!
  2. Are you an alien? Because you’ve abducted my heart. 
  3. Are you a magnet? Because asking you to be my Valentine is an attractive idea!
  4. Are you flame? Because I think I found my perfect match this Valentine’s Day!
  5. Are you a keyboard? Because you are the perfect type for me. 
  6. Are you a needle? Because you’re sew special to me. 
  7. Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for my special Valentine!
  8. Are you a Valentine’s Day thief? Because you really stole my heart. 

Valentine Puns That Hit The Spot

  1. Please don’t go bacon my heart!
  2. I can find no reason to wine about you. 
  3. I love you bunches! From my head tomatoes. 
  4. Be my Valentine? We make such a great pear!
  5. I loaf you!
  6. I am b-egging you to please be my Valentine!
  7. The biggest pizza my heart belongs to you this Valentine’s Day. 
  8. I have so mushroom in my heart for my special Valentine. 
  9. Will you peas be my Valentine? 
  10. I yam in love with you, please be my Valentine?
  11. You and I were mint to be together.
  12. Valentine’s Day is a great thyme for love and romance. 
  13. Happy Valentine’s Day! Hope it’s a gouda one!
  14. Here’s my number. Will you kale me on Valentine’s Day?
  15. I loaf you more every Valentine’s Day we’re together.
  16. Valentine’s Day would succ without you! 
  17. I cannoli see myself with you. 
  18. Without you, I’m toast!
  19. I am soy into you!
  20. Baby, you’re one in a melon!

Cute Animal Inspired Valentines Puns 

  1. Please be my Valentine? My love for you is like no otter!
  2. I love you – meow and forever!
  3. I’m not lion when I say you’re mane!
  4. You’re a Valentine in chameleon. 
  5. I’m very fawn’d of you, my deer!
  6. I wish you’d be my Valentine! You’re my pup of tea. 
  7. I’d whale-y love for you to be my Valentine!
  8. Please will you bee my Valentine? 
  9. I ain’t lion when I say I’d love you to be my Valentine? 
  10. Will ewe be my Valentine?

Sweet Valentine’s Day Puns

  1. I love you dairy much!
  2. I’m totally cocoa-nuts about you!
  3. I won’t ever let you slip through my Butter Fingers. 
  4. I’m so fondue you. 
  5. You’re better than chocolate!

Valentine Puns For Tree Huggers

  1. I love my Valentine so moss!
  2. My Valentine rocks. 
  3. I’m pining fir my Valentine.
  4. I lichen my Valentine a lot!
  5. My Valentine is simply tree-mendous. 
  6. Aloe my Valentine vera much. 
  7. I beleaf in the love of my Valentine.
  8. My Valentine made me fall for her. I’ll never leaf her side.

Cheesy Valentine’s Day Puns

  1. What did the goldfish say to his Valentine? I’m so happy we’re in the same school!
  2. What did the banana say to the peach on Valentine’s Day? You may be a peach, but you sure are the apple of my eye!
  3. What did the pirate say to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? Ahoy Matey, you’re my treasure!
  4. What did the rabbit tell his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Some bunny likes you very much. 
  5. What did the can of soup say to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? I think you’re totally souper!

A Pun For Every Occasion

  1. Chick-pea Valentine: I think I’m falafalling for you!
  2. Cheesy/Musical Valentine: Looking sharp!
  3. Baker Valentine: You’re the loaf of my life.
  4. Yellow Jacket Valentine: Bee mine?
  5. Math Valentine: You’re as sweet as Pi. 
  6. Barista Valentine: I love you a latte. 
  7. Automobile Valentine: Beep my Valentine?
  8. Chef Valentine: You whisk me off my feet. 
  9. Squid Valentine: You octopi my entire heart!
  10. Broom Valentine: You’ve swept me off my feet. 
  11. Christmas Valentine: You’re such a rein-deer!
  12. Science Class Valentine: We’ve got amazing chemistry. 
  13. Royal Valentine: You rule!
  14. Physicist Valentine: I think of U periodically. 
  15. Beverage Valentine: You’re soda-lightful!
  16. Popcorn Valentine: Aren’t we so much butter when we’re together?
  17. Locksmith Valentine: You hold the key to my heart. 
  18. Shepherd’s Valentine: Wool you be my Valentine?
  19. Crayon Valentine: You really color my world. 
  20. Fruit Farmer’s Valentine: Will you be my Valenlime?
  21. Seamstress Valentine: You’re sew special!
  22. Cat Lover’s Valentine: I’m developing felines for you!
  23. Font Valentine: You’re my type. 
  24. Motorcyclist’s Valentine: I wheely like you!
  25. Cheese Maker’s Valentine: Please will you brie mine?

Bonus Valentines Puns:

Coffee fanatic Valentine: Words don’t espresso how much you mean to me!

You’re The Pun That I Want

  1. Why do skunks enjoy celebrating Valentine’s Day so much? Because they’re such scent-imental creatures!
  2. What do you call a super small Valentine? A valen-tiny. 
  3. What did the tomcat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrr-fect for me!
  4. Which candy is the best to give to your girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Her-she Kisses!
  5. What did the circle say to the square on Valentine’s Day? If you were a triangle, you’d sure be acute one!
  6. What’s the difference between a $40 dinner and a $75 dinner? February 14th! 
  7. Why is lettuce the perfect food for Valentine’s Day? Because it’s all heart!
  8. What kind of flowers should you never give to anyone on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers. 
  9. What’s the most romantic thing about a fork? It’s Valen-tines!
  10. What’s the best thing about Valentine’s Day? The day after. That’s when all the chocolate goes on sale. 
  11. What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts!
  12. What did the bread say to the butter on February the 14th? You’re my butter half!
  13. Why is Valentine’s Day so great for having a celebration? Because you can party to your heart’s content. 
  14. What did the stamp say to his honey on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!
  15. What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Independence Day!
  16. Why did the little pig give his girlfriend a box of chocolates? Because it was Valenswine’s Day. 
  17. Why did the man polish his car every February 14th? Because he wanted to give it a Valenshine. 
  18. What did the military man say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? I warship you!
  19. What did the Norse warrior say to his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day? I’ve taken a real viking to you!
  20. What did Charles Darwin say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Naturally, I select you!

Be sure to include some of our Valentine’s Day in your message of love this February 14th. They’re guaranteed to sweeten your significant other’s day.