101 Fall Puns That Leaf You Laughing

We love puns about the fall a latte. After all, who can resist long s-leaves and falling leaves? Some of these fall puns are so funny, you’ll be in utter disbe-leaf. 

Be the coolest mom or funniest dad with our long list of fall puns!

Fall Puns That Channel The Flannel 

1. I think I’m falling for their plan!
2. You really autumn know…
3. It’s easy to fall in love with autumn.
4. I’m going to turn over a new leaf this fall. 
5. My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
6. Do you have anything to fall back on?
7. Orange you glad it is autumn?
8. Am I oak-ay? Of course, I’m totally pine!
9. I would never leaf you.
10. Maybe it’s real….maybe it’s maple leaf!
11. Leaf me alone. 
12. Don’t stop be-leaving.
13. Make like a tree and leaf. Just don’t fall over your own feet!
14. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall – I sure hope you did too!
15. Don’t you love fall? It’s unbe-leaf-ably pretty!
16. I think I’ve missed my fall-ing in life.
17. May the gourds be with you this fall. 
18. Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall? He was absent without leaf!
19. Crisp air, fall fairs, color everywhere… I hope this autumn leaves you feeling refreshed.
20. After a summer fling, it’s time to fall in love with autumn. 

Fall Puns To Make Your Family Giggle

1. Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall? Because they’re so easily stumped!
2. What did the leaf say to autumn? I think I’m falling for you.
3. What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmmmberrrr! Time for the big fall!
4. Why did the family of lions move away at the end of summer? Because pride goeth before the fall.
5. How do the seasons change? Autumn-atically.
6. What do you call a pepper in the fall? A little chili.
7. If money grew on trees, what would everyone’s favorite season be? The fall!
8. Why are trees so care-free and easy going? Because every fall, they let loose.
9. Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it would take too long to walk!
10. What do trees say when they get their leaves back in the springtime? What a re-leaf!
11. Why did the tree worry he would never get his leaves back after fall? He did not be-leaf in himself.
12. Why was the tree able to take time off in the fall? Because it was on paid leaf.
13. What did autumn say to summer? Make like a tree and leaf!
14. What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride? An autumn-mobile.
15. Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? Because they were autumn-mated.
16. What happens when winter arrives? The fall promptly leaves!
17. What are red, orange and yellow and won’t get hurt when they fall? Autumn leaves!
18. What did the happy skydiver say in autumn? I absolutely love the fall!
19. What does a spaceship wear in the fall when the weather gets cool? A hull-over.
20. What did summer say to spring? Help me, I’m falling!
21. What time of the year do people get injured the most? In the fall.
22. What is the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree? Sit on a leaf and wait till the fall.
23. Why did summer have to catch autumn? Because autumn had a fall.
24. What do you call a dude who really likes autumn? The fall guy.
25. What did the gardener say in fall? I wish my yard would leaf me alone!

Bonus Fall Pun:

What’s the cutest season? Awww-tumn!

Fun Fall Puns

1. His bravery was beyond the fall of duty. 
2. I’m at your every beck and fall. 
3. That old tree is so fall of beans!
4. You have to know when to fall it a day. 
5. I was so frustrated that I wanted to climb the falls!
6. He went to prison last fall because he committed a fall-ony. 
7. You can bet your autumn dollar on it!
8. Please will you listen to season?
9. Last autumn was a leaf-changing experience. 
10. He may be a seasonal writer, but he’s so pro-leafic!

These Fall Puns Will Leaf You Smiling

1. You can’t do anything but enjoy this time of the year. It’s autumn-matic!
2. I would tell you an autumn joke, but you probably wouldn’t fall for it.
3. I’m falling for this season so rich in color!
4. Don’t be so fall of yourself!
5. Let’s just fall it a day?
6. Fall’s well that ends well.
7. Don’t sweat the fall stuff.
8. I love fall from the b-autumn of my heart.
9. B-autumns up!
10. I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt.
11. To all those who don’t enjoy puns about the fall: just drop it!
12. The artist waited until the fall to paint the tree. He didn’t want to leaf anything to chance.
13. Gardeners must be raking it in in the fall!
14. Autumn is most people’s favorite season. Almost as if it’s the de-fall-t season.
15. If a girl named Autumn takes a tumble, does she fall?
16. Be careful not to eat too many pumpkin pies in fall. You might get autumn-y ache.
17. Did you know that when leaves fall off trees in the autumn, it’s all because of nostalgia? They’re simply trying to get back to their roots.
18. Fall’s fair in love and war.
19. Good things come in fall packages.
20. Smooth as a baby’s b-autumn.

Unbe-leaf-ably Good Fall Puns

1. You’re the apple of my eye! I hope you’ll visit me again next fall. 
2. I realize I’m acorn-y person. 
3. Fall is absolutely amaizing!
4. Life sure is gourd!
5. Fall down once, but stand up twice. 
6. Hay there!
7. If money grew on trees, we’d be raking it in this fall!
8. Don’t you even dare chai!
9. Well hello gourd-eous!
10. She’s so beautiful, even the autumn leaves fall for her. 
11. My favorite books are the Gourd of the Rings trilogy. 
12. I love pumpkin spice a latte!
13. Please don’t leaf me hanging!
14. You gotta go big or gourd home. 
15. Let the gourd times roll!
16. Don’t look down. It will only make you afraid of falling!
17. Be sure not to be hay-tin in the fall!
18. I’m a true pumpkin spice girl. That’s what I call gourd power. 
19. It all happened in one fall swoop!
20. You’ve got to answer the fall. 
21. I can’t believe she falled me again!
22. Never try to fall before you can walk.
23. He said he’s in it for the long fall. 
24. All gourd’s creatures great and fall. 
25. Don’t sweat the fall stuff!

Orange you happy there are so many great fall puns? Some may be acorn-y, but falling for them sure is easy.