Do your kids love Pokémon? Want to be the coolest grandma or favorite aunty? These Pokémon puns are so great, it would be a flying shame to keep our meowths shut about them.
Go on – take a Pikachu…They’re as bold as brass-toise!
These Pokémon Puns Are More Than Oak-ay!
- Which Pokémon is Dracula’s favorite? That would be Koffin’, of course!
- Where do Haunters most enjoy skiing? On Lake Erie.
- If F. Scott Fitzgerald were a Pokémon, what would be his most famous work? The Great Gastly!
- If Cher were a Pokémon, what would be one of her most popular songs? Do you Bayleef in life after love?
- What do you call a Weedle doing daredevil stunts on a motorcycle? Weedle Knievel!
- Which Pokémon is the only one able to predict the future? Pikahead.
- What’s the best advice to give to a panicking Pokémon? Kakuna Rattata!
- What did one Geodude say to the other? Let’s rock!
- Why did Hypno have so much energy? Because he wasn’t Drowzee anymore!
- Which Pokémon could easily double up as a pirate? Arrr-bok!
- What do you call a slow-coach Pokémon? Old slow-poke!
- Which Pokémon is every soccer player’s favorite character? GOALduck!
- Which college do teenage Pokémon go to? StarU.
- Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, and Janis Joplin would have been a specific type of Pokémon. Which type would they have been? Legendary Pokémon!
- What’s Pikachu’s favorite song and dance? The Hokey Pokémon!
- Why is it useless to try blindfolding a Pokémon? Because you can bet it’s going to Pikachu!
- Which Pokémon won’t ever make you fat? Butterfree.
- Which Pokémon can be bought at an auction? Bid-oof.
- Which Pokémon famously travelled with Dorothy to Oz? Toto-dile!
- How do you help Pikachu to board a bus? Poke him on!
Care To Ash In On These Pokémon Puns?
- No Weedle ever backs down from a dare!
- If you’d caught a Pikahead, you would have seen this list of puns coming.
- Can I Pikachu? You’re so pretty!
- It’s so hot outside, my entire body is burning like Charizard’s tail.
- My car must be like Hitmonlee. Because something about the body is kickin’.
- This chocolate cake reminds me of Deoxys. It’s completely out of this world!
- Even grown-ups can enjoy Pokémon. Wynaut?
- You should never do drugs. Weedle make you high and do irresponsible things.
- There’s not much of a difference between Snorlax and a pillow. One sleeps a lot while the other gets slept on a lot!
- Pikachu’s favourite TV show about dancing has gotta be Dancing with the Staryus!
- Never be afraid to train your brain!
- I don’t enjoy dairy on my morning toast. I prefer it to be Butterfree.
Famous Pokémon Pun Books
- Pidgeot Jones’ Diary.
- The Catcher in the Raichu.
- One Flew Over The Mewtwo’s Nest.
- The Great Gastly.
- Indiana James.
Pokémon Puns That Brock The Humor Boat
- What did the yellow Pokémon exclaim right before teleporting? Abra-cadabra!
- What does Ash say when he wants to go on a date with his sweetheart? I choose you.
- Why did Miltank cross the road? He wanted to get to the udder side.
- What do you call a Pikachu IT technician? Geek-achu!
- What’s Wailmer’s favorite television show? Whale of Fortune.
- Why did Squirtle try and cross the ocean? Because he wanted to get to the other tide!
- What’s it called when it starts to rain Pokémon? A Pokémonsoon!
- To what did Brock invite Nurse Joyce when they went on a date? To the PokéBall!
- What did the judge say to Skuntank when he entered the court? Odor in the court!
- What’s the best thing to do when you see Loudred evolving? Buying more earplugs!
- How can you tell when Ash has an idea? He’ll have a LightBulbasaur appearing over his head.
- What’s the quickest way to make a baby Pikachu laugh? By playing a game of pika-boo.
- Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon enjoy the most? Staryu Wars.
- What do you get when you feed a sandwich to an Eevee? A Luncheon!
- What’s the number one reason Pokémon have eyes? So they can Pikachu!
- What do you say to a clumsy weird-looking Pokémon for knocking a cooldrink out of your hand? Jynx, now you owe me a soda!
- How can you tell when Pikachu has a cold? He’ll be Koffin a lot.
- What’s the most fun bit about telling Pokémon jokes? The Exeggution.
- Which brand of car does Pikachu drive? A Volts-Wagon.
- Did you hear about the new Pokémon-branded bubble gum? It’s called Pika Chew.
Pokémon Puns As Solid As An Oak
- I overheard someone telling a lot of punny Pokémon jokes. It’s only that I couldn’t catch them all!
- Pikachu says she misses me a lot. But I think her aim is improving!
- My friend wanted to take azelf-ie of us catching a Pokémon.
- Little Pokémon find it hard to learn how to count. They don’t usually make it past pikaTWO.
- I don’t enjoy Jigglypuffs. I prefer my snacks stationery.
- Gosh, you’re as smart as a Jynx!
- I wish I could catch some rare candy. That would really make me feel like I’ve leveled up in life.
- Pika-boo! I see you!
- It’s best to let bagons be bagons.
- HO-OH Pokémon will only ever drink Hydrogen Peroxide.
- Running around catching things from mid-air is completely onix-ceptable in most people’s books.
- Catch you later, feraligatr!
- Raichu are about that!
- You gotta be sure to Ketchum all!
- Oh, Bayleef you me!
- You shouldn’t Bayleef everything you read on the internet.
- I could hardly Bayleef my eyes when I saw the piece of rare candy!
- It’s so noisy in here – I can hardly hear myself Shinx!
- “Can you Spheal the love tonight?” is one of Elton John’s biggest hits.
- I enjoy catching Pokémon every once in Mawile.
There’s no use trying to squirtle around the truth: Pokémon puns really work a Charm-eleon. Catch ya later!