101 Ocean Puns That Are Shore to Make A Splash

Our fin-tastic list of ocean puns are so funny, they’ll have your kids roaring with laughter. We’re shore they’re going to brighten up everyone’s day!

Puns That Keep Up A-pier-ances

  1. The ocean a-piers to be blue even though it’s made of water!
  2. I’d much rubber swim in the ocean than in a swimming pool.
  3. To be pacific, I love the Arctic ocean the most.
  4. If Hogwarts were in the ocean, they wouldn’t miss the chance to play a game of squidditch!
  5. Every ocean has a favorite TV channel. 
  6. Get outta maui!
  7. The water in this ocean is crystal clear – come sea for yourself!
  8. I’m shore we will need sunscreen for our trip to the ocean. 
  9. It’s best to just go with the float.
  10. Keep it reel!
  11. Where is the horizon? I don’t sea it at all!
  12. The little ocean is smart. He knows the importance of sea-sing the day.
  13. We are just Havana a good time.
  14. Please don’t krill my vibe.
  15. Don’t mind me, I’m just Havana drink while piering out over the beautiful ocean. 
  16. I beach you to it!
  17. The pale little ocean was in desperate need of Vitamin Sea. 
  18. Sea ya later!
  19. I have so many emoceans. I want to laugh and cry all at once!
  20. The ocean’s food is always tasty. It’s well sea-soned!

Puns To Make You Feel Beachy

  1. There was a whole lot of commocean down at the beach today!
  2. I’ve got a remedy for the seasickness; it’s called a magic pocean!
  3. Did you hear that the fisherman got a promocean?
  4. They were fighting all night long, it was a terrible coral.
  5. I stayed up all night to sea where the sun went. Then it finally dawned on me!
  6. Be careful not to get tide down. 
  7. Don’t worry – beach happy!
  8. High tide or low, I’ll always be right here by your side.
  9. Water you still doing on the beach? The tide is coming in. 
  10. Every ocean knows to just keep palm and carry on.
  11. Tropic like it’s hot.
  12. Is he lost somewhere in the ocean? I’m not shore.
  13. Oh baby I love your wave, everyday!
  14. You and me and the ocean, as far as the eye can sea.
  15. Long time no sea!
  16. It’s fun shell-abrating the good times.
  17. BFF – Beach friends forever.
  18. Where there is a will, there is a wave, said the wise old ocean.
  19. Better bait than never!
  20. Can’t keep my tide down.

Funny Puns Are Our Fanta-Sea

  1. Oceans may not talk, but at least they wave.
  2. I sure beach you to it!
  3. I took a nap on the beach because I desperately needed a sea-esta.
  4. Life next to the ocean sure is a fanta-sea.
  5. I see you trying to come up with some funny ocean puns. But I beach you to it!
  6. This ocean makes for a cray-sea beautiful view.
  7. I need to go to sea-habilitation.
  8. I can sea clearly now the rain is gone. 

These Puns Are Current

  1. Where’s the best place to refuel a submarine? At the Shell gas station.
  2. What’s an ocean expert’s favorite lunch? A Seasar Salad.
  3. What does a vegetable wear to the beach? A Zucchini.
  4. What do you do with a sick boat? You bring it to the dock-tor!
  5. What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got stuck? Something a-piers to be wrong…
  6. What did the ocean say to the pirate? Not much at all, it just waved.
  7. What crashes onto the shore next to super small oceans? Micro-waves.
  8. How does the ocean floor stay up to date on the news? By following current events!
  9. Why did the ocean cross the sand? To get to the other tide.
  10. What did the ocean say when the tide came back in? Long time no sea!

Shell We Do Some Ocean Puns?

  1. You used to call me on my shell-phone all the time, said the lonely ocean to her friend.
  2. One shell of a place.
  3. Don’t shell me what to do.
  4. Shell yeah!
  5. Shell we dance?
  6. Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.
  7. The little ocean was as happy as a clam.
  8. She is long past her shell-by date.

Fishy Ocean Puns

  1. Hey there, gull-friend!
  2. I am totally done with hake friends.
  3. The ocean is truly fin-tastic.
  4. If you’re feeling blue, come have a cuttle.
  5. We otter go for a swim in the ocean. 
  6. She looks very sofishticated!
  7. That’s turtle-y radical!
  8. That has got to be the sea-liest thing I’ve ever heard in my life!
  9. Let’s give them some-fin to talk about.
  10. I get by with a little kelp from my friends.
  11. You’ve got to party like a lob-star.
  12. Relaxing by the ocean is my sole porpoise in life!

Sealy Funny Ocean Puns

  1. How did the shark plead before the jury? Not gill-ty!
  2. What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband? I don’t quite sea it your way!
  3. What did one ocean say to the other? Show me your mussels!
  4. Do you have any ocean puns? Or do you need to mullet over?
  5. What does a mermaid wear to school? An alge-bra.
  6. What does Cinderella wear when on a trip to the ocean? Glass flippers.
  7. Why don’t clams help those in need? Because they are shellfish!
  8. Why are there fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school.
  9. Where do shellfish go to borrow money? The local prawn broker.
  10. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
  11. What does seaweed do when it’s stuck at the bottom of the ocean? It cries for kelp!
  12. Where does a killer whale go for braces? The orca-dontist.
  13. Why do fish in the ocean cry? Because they’re just a stream of emotions!
  14. What is the most useful fish in the ocean? A hammerhead shark.
  15. Why did the starfish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
  16. How does the ocean settle its monthly water bill? By paying with sand dollars.

If your kids didn’t snicker at some of the ocean puns on our list, then we’ve completely missed the boat. But we’re quite shore that this would not have been the case!