The Ultimate List Of 101 Cheese Puns – It’s Gouda Be Good!
If you’re looking for the best cheese puns, they don’t get chedda than this!
Our list of cheese puns is truly brie-liant (if we can say so ourselves). We’ve made it cheesy for you to have a good chuckle!
Check out our 101 cheese puns. You’ll soon realize there’s nothing feta than this!
Complimentary Cheese Puns
- You’re great, you’re so cheesygoing!
- I told my wife I’m really fondue her.
- This might be cheesy, but I think you’re grate!
- You feta believe I like you.
- You’re looking so gouda.
- I would be so provolone without you.
- I trust you. I’ll take your curd for it.
- Sorry you’re feeling bleu.
- I’m so glad you’re my swiss-ster!
- You’re looking mozzare-hella good.
Cheese Puns for Romantics
- Loving you is cheesy.
- I wheely like you.
- Absence makes the heart grow fondue.
- You feta believe I love you.
- Nothing gets feta than us!
- Brie mine?
- Let’s brie together forever.
- With you, I brie-lieve in magic.
- I want to give you hugs and cheeses.
- I’m so grate-ful for you!
Motivational Cheese Puns
- You gouda get through this.
- If you brie-lieve you will achieve.
- Ricotta get through this.
- Ricotta get going.
- Its gouda be OK!
- You can do feta!
- Smile, life is gouda.
- Let it brie!
- Set your mind at cheese.
- In the words of the great Julius Cheeser, cheese the day!
Musical Cheese Puns
- My favorite Pink Floyd song is Swiss You Were Here
- What kind of cheese makes the best music? Brieoncé.
- I’m a huge fan of Justin Brie-ber.
- I love Taylor Swiss new record.
- Favorite music? Must be R & Brie.
- I Love Roquefort ‘N’ Roll.
- I Gouda Feeling – By the Black Eyed Cheese
- Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis-a-brie. I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for Stilton.
- In the words of Elton John, “Don’t Go Brie-king My Heart”.
- Symphony Number 4 by the legendary Mozart-ella.
Celebrity Cheese Puns
- Jane Fonda – Jane Fondue
- Kate Moss – Kate Mozzarella
- Taylor Swift – Taylor Swiss
- Justin Bieber – Justin Brieber
- Kim Kardashian – Kim Curdashian
- Paris Hilton – Paris Stilton
- Beyoncé – Brieyoncé
- Sean Penn – Parmesan Penn
- Etta James – Feta James
- Cameron Diaz – Cameron Briez
And don’t forget the cheesiest celeb of all… Brie Larson!
Bonus celebrity cheese puns: Edam and Eve
Cheesy Cheese Pun Jokes
- What cheese cries the most? Babybel.
- Why couldn’t the cheese sleep? He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
- How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear? Caerphilly.
- What does a cheese fan like to drink after a long day? Morbier.
- What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in? The Stilton.
- Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese? He had grater plans.
- What did one block of cheese say to the other? I feel grate!
- How do you know it’s getting serious with a cheese lover? They tell you they’re fondue you.
- What do you call it when a cheese goes number 2? Fondue-due.
- What drives cheese crazy? When everyone is crackers.
- What does the cheese do when it’s lonely? Mix with macaroni!
- Why did you hide cheese in the back of your fridge? In queso emergency.
- Why do ducks love cheese? It makes them quackers.
- All-you-can-eat nachos? Now that’s a Best Queso Scenario!
- What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
- What was the cheese’s favorite book? Ha-ricotta and the Sorcerer’s Stone.
- What’s a cheese lovers favorite movie? The Curious Queso Benjamin Button.
- What did the cheeses say after an argument? Let’s agree to dis-a-brie!
- What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.
- Did you hear about the cheese that lost the track event? It fell at the final curdle.
Not feta up yet? Good… we’ve got more cheese puns you gouda love!
Gruyere Cheese Puns
- I don’t have the answer, this is a gruyere area.
- Gruyere is the new black.
- As Phil Collins sang…I can feel it coming in gruyere tonight.
- Hey you, come say that gruyere!
- Oh look! You gruyere your hair.
- Why did the man return his toaster? It was under gruyere-ntee.
- Jokes so funny you’re gruyere-nteed a laugh.
- Rapunzel gruyere hair longer and longer!
- As the storm drew closer the sky got gruyere and gruyere…
- Oh look, he’s gotten taller. Certainly gruyere and there!
Provolone Cheese Puns
- Why was the round white cheese sad? It was provolonely!
- What kind of camera is made out of cheese? A GoProvolone.
- Manchester United – You’ll Never Walk Provolone
- Look out for the Provolone Ranger.
- Time provalone will tell.
Curd Cheese Puns
- I’ll have to take your curd for it.
- A curd in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.
- What nationality are cheesemakers? Curdish!
- Put your curds on the table.
- I thought I could win a curd eating contest. But there was no whey.
Gouda Cheese Puns
- Those two are up to no gouda together!
- You’re in gouda hands.
- Gouda luck!
- Get well soon gouda wish: Sorry you’re not feeling so gouda, I hope you feel cheddar soon!
- Gouda birthday wish: You feta have a gouda birthday!
Ricotta Cheese Puns
- Ricotta be kidding me!
- What’s heavier? A pound of milk or a pound of ricotta cheese? A pound of milk. The ricotta is whey less.
- Ricotta get going.
- Ricotta get through this!
- Are you ready? Ricotta be on time!
Mozzarella Cheese Puns
- It’s raining! Go stand under mozzarella!
- What do you call a row of people lifting up mozzarella? A cheesy pick up line.
- I have a recipe for salmon and mozzarella. I call it salmonella.
- Mozzarella Firefox (it’s open sauce)!
- What if Cinderella was a baker instead of a cleaner? Would her name be Mozzarella?
Bonus Halloumi Cheese Puns
Hallou-mi and you are gouda together!
What does the cheese say to its reflection? Halloumi!
There you have it! More than 100 cheese puns that will leave you feeling grate.
We leave you with these wise words of advice….
Always be careful cutting cheese, cheddar can be sharp!