Fancy yourself a bit of comedic sting? Or looking for advice on how to be a real Queen Bee? Then look no further than our 101 un-bee-lievably funny puns about bees.
We really could drone on and on!
Bee Puns About Love
- Why did the bee get married? Because he finally found his honey.
- What do bees most enjoy about their relationships? The part where they get to go on honey-moon.
- The Queen Bee’s favorite bee is her hub-bee.
- How did the bee get to be so handsome? He styled his hair with a honeycomb.
- Why did the girl bee fall in love with the boy bee? Because he was always on his best bee-havior!
- What did the girl bee say to the boy bee when he proposed? Quit pollen my leg!
- What did the bee say about how he got so lucky in love? The best way to go about finding love is to wing it.
- Why did the one bee want to use the other bee’s mobile phone? To say hi to his honey.
- What type of engagement ring does a bee buy? A ru-bee ring.
- The male bee was such a hopeless romantic that he kept pollen in love with all the female bees at once.
- I can’t help pollen in love with you!
- How did the bee win the heart of his girlfriend? He brought her a bouquet of bee-gonias!
Did You Know… Bee Puns
- Did you know that bees can fly in the rain only if they’re wearing their little yellow jackets?
- Did you know that when a bee is in your hand, there’ll always be beauty in your eye? Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
- Did you hear about the bee that got fired from the barber shop? He only knew how to give one type of cut – a buzz-cut!
- Did you hear about the bee who was exceptionally good at geometry? He even knew what a rhom-buzz was!
- Did you know that bees that won’t stop eating will become chub-bee?
- Did you hear about the beekeeper who was asked to move his business out of town? Apparently he was creating way too much buzz around town.
- Did you hear about the bee that talked too quietly? He was a mumble-bee.
- Did you hear about the pretentious new wasp about town? Everybody thinks he’s very snob-bee!
- Did you know that a bee that lives in America is called a USB?
- Did you hear about the bee who kept dropping everything? Everybody called him a fumble bee!
Unbeetable Love-Themed Bee Puns
- Just say you’ll bee mine.
- Will you bee my love?
- You’re bee-autiful to me.
- Oh honey, I’m stuck on you!
- You’re so much sweeter than honey.
- If you were a bee, I’d totally keep you.
- You’re the bee’s knees!
- I can’t bee-lieve how wonderful you are.
- You bee-long in my heart.
- You must take care of bees for a living because you’re a keeper!
Bee-autiful Bee Pun Word Play
- If truth bee told.
- That job wasn’t all it was cracked up to bee.
- That worker bee is a force to bee reckoned with!
- Well, I’ll bee!
- Looks can bee deceiving.
Bee Puns for Back At The Hive
- As luck would hive it, I do!
- I hive no idea!
- Can you read, or do I hive to paint you a picture?
- Oh come on, hive a laugh and you’ll soon feel better.
- He should hive his head examined.
- I hive a dream.
- I hive it on really good authority.
- Hive seen better days than these.
- You hive it in you to win it.
- Hive had quite enough of your puns!
- Come hive a looksee!
- Hive a nice day.
- There was a hive of activity going on.
- If I tell you, I’ll hive to kill you!
- It was so quiet, you could hive heard a pin drop.
You’d Better Bee-lieve It!
- Which bee is always eager to give you a second chance? The plan bee.
- What’s another name for a wasp? A wanna-bee.
- What did the bee’s mom say to him after he skipped school? You had better start bee-hiving yourself!
- What do bees enjoy chewing? Bumble gum.
- What do bees always take along when visiting the beach? A frizz-bee.
- What do you call a bee that’s gone into government? A pollentician.
- What’s another name for a baby bee? A humbug.
- What happened when a bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got into a bar-fight? The vitamin B1.
- What do you call the family of bees living next door? Neigh-buzz.
- What do you call a beehive with no entrances or exits? Unbeelievable.
- Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark-hives.
- What is a bee’s favorite sport? Rug-bee.
Really Punny Jokes About Bees
- When a bee writes a sonnet, they’re waxing poetic!
- A bee’s favorite read is the Great Gats-bee.
- A bee’s favorite album by The Beatles is always “Let it bee”.
- A bee placed under a spell has been bee-witched.
- All bee children make use of the school buzz to get to school.
- Who’s a bee’s number one painter? Pablo Bee-casso.
- Why was the bee so tired after surfing the internet? He combed the entire thing!
- Why do bees enjoy playing poker? They always end up with a royal flush.
- Which channel do bees enjoy watching? Hivo.
- Why was the bee’s dad super proud of him? Because he got all B’s on his report card.
- How did the Queen Bee ensure she got elected another term? She told everyone that her only interest was flowers.
- What did the bee’s mom say when his friends came over? Remember, no flying in the house!
- What happens when the Queen’s favorite bee burps in her presence? He receives a royal pardon.
- Why did the bee visit the dermatologist? It had hives.
- What do bees who belong to a workers’ union ask for? More honey and shorter working flowers.
- What’s the best way for two bees to stop arguing? They should just agree to dis-a-bee.
- What did the bee write her Valentine card? Honey, bee mine.
- Where do bees keep their valuables? In a honey box.
- What type of music will you find in a shop belonging to a bee? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, Cros-Bee, Stills and Nash, and Justin Bee-Ber.
- What blood type is a happy bumblebee? Bee positive!
Motivational Bee Puns
- Even the busiest of bees stop to smell the roses.
- Home is where your honey is.
- Bee the change you want to see in the world.
- Always bee the best version of yourself.
- Never be afraid of a positive bee. No bee in love with life will ever sting you!
- What is the number one rule in the hive? Bee humble and bee kind.
- Though she bee but little, she bee fierce!
- Never bee afraid to bee different.
- Bee sweet and bumble.
- If I were a flower growing wild and free, I’d want nobody else but you to be my honeybee.
- You’re gonna bee okay!
- Why did the bee marry his sweetheart? He wanted to be hap-bee.
- What noise does a hungry bee’s tummy make? It rumbles and bumbles.
- When did the bee’s sweetheart promise to return? Zoon, very zoon!
- How can you tell if a bee is happy? They’ll be humming a tune.
There you have it, now you’re really in beesiness. These bee puns that are sure to get you a hive-five!