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101 Egg Puns That Will Crack You Up

101 Egg Puns that will crack you up

Whether you like your eggs scrambled, fried, poached, we’ve collected the most egg-cellent puns from the funniest comedy-hens. 

Raise your egg-spectations because things are about to get egg-citing! If you love yolking around, our egg puns are for you. 

It’s time to get cracking! We’ve laid 101 egg puns on the line. 

Funniest One-Liner Egg Pun Yolks

  1. I was planning on telling you an egg joke, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. 
  2. Did you know that the best time for eating eggs is the crack of dawn? 
  3. Making an egg laugh too hard will cause it to crack up. 
  4. An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. He left behind a big mess.
  5. Questioning an egg for hours on end will only cause it to crack. 
  6. All eggs know that the worst crime by far is poaching!
  7. Said one egg to another, “the chef is so mean! He’s in there beating all the eggs!”. 
  8. Everyone should live a life of no egg-rets. 
  9. Mr. Egg is a hopeless romantic. Every morning he wishes Mrs. Egg an egg-stra special day. 
  10. How do you know that a hen is confused? She lays scrambled eggs!

Famous Celebrity Egg Puns

  1. Beyonc-egg 
  2. Charles Chickens 
  3. Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
  4. Egg-bert Einstein
  5. Egg-raham Lincoln
  6. Egg-ward Scissorhands
  7. Jess-egg-a Lange
  8. Liam Hens-worth
  9. Mi-shell Obama
  10. Meggan Fox

Egg-Straordinary One-Worders

  1. Egg-hausted
  2. Egg-cellent
  3. Egg-centric
  4. Egg-static
  5. Eggs-cercise
  6. Egg-streme
  7. Egg-sample
  8. Egg-scuse
  9. Egg-stravagent 
  10. Egg-sactly
  11. Egg-splosive
  12. Egg-ceptional
  13. Eggs-aggeration
  14. Egg-citing
  15. Egg-aggerate 

Omelette Egg Puns

  1. Meditating eggs simply love to say ohmmmmmmmmmlet!
  2. A smart omelet is called an egg-head.
  3. What did the barman say to the omelet who walked into his bar? “Unfortunately, we don’t serve breakfast.” 
  4. What did the police officer say to the egg after he caught it jaywalking? “Omelettin’ it slide this one time.”
  5. What did the omelet say to the devilled egg that stole her idea? “But that’s egg-actly what I just said!”
  6. What did the omelet do when she felt a cold coming on? She went for a medical eggs-am. 
  7. What did the omelet say was the best piece of advice he ever received from his Granddad? “Listen son, you can’t make an omelet…”
  8. What did the egg say after passing his test with flying colors? “Omelet smarter than I look!”

Puns That Egg Us On

  1. Don’t yolk with me about such things!
  2. You’re poaching all my best yolks.
  3. Come let us hatch an egg-cellent plan. 
  4. Always remember to stay on the sunny side up.
  5. You’re so hard-boiled! Why do you keep egg-noring me?
  6. I think my hard-boiled yolks are the best!
  7. You’re a real rotten egg. 
  8. I’m absolutely scrambled after a long day at work. 
  9. You’ve got me shell-shocked!
  10. Happy Fry-day to one and all. 
  11. The yolk’s on you!
  12. Different strokes for different yolks. 
  13. He who lives by the sword shell die by the sword. 
  14. Egg-norance is bliss.
  15. Don’t you fleggs your muscles at me!
  16. I like all kinds of eggs – eggs-cept maybe deviled eggs. 
  17. Now you’ve really let the cat out the begg!
  18. He’s a real bad egg!
  19. Today I’m feeling fry as a bird. 
  20. His favorite read is Fried and Prejudice. 

Hatching An Egg Puns

  1. Battery will get you nowhere.
  2. You had better chick your sources before speaking out. 
  3. He’s running a get-rick-chick scheme. 
  4. She’s tried every chick in the book!
  5. The pair of them are as chick as thieves. 
  6. I have a bone to chick with you!
  7. I think it’s time for a reality chick. 
  8. Cage always goes before beauty. 
  9. My favorite movie of all is Laidy and the Tramp.
  10. I shelldom eat anything but eggs. 

There’s A Quiche In The Pun

  1. It is well known that with a golden quiche, any door can be opened. 
  2. You’ll be known by the company you quiche. 
  3. He always keeps a quiche a straight face. 
  4. He quit the bottle cold turquiche.
  5. He asked his mom to quiche an ear out for any news. 

Let’s Whisk Up Some Egg Puns!

  1. He took a calculated whisk when he married her.
  2. The mountaineer whisked life and limb to save his friend.
  3. Telling other people’s yolks is whisky business.
  4. Always be careful not to whisk your neck. 
  5. I’ve lived in Whiskonsin all my life.

Laying It On The Table

  1. Better laid than never!
  2. Beyonc-egg became famous for singing about all the single laid-ies.
  3. He made a valaid argument.
  4. She’s quite knowlaidgeable on the topic of eggs.
  5. What did the trickster say to Humpy Dumpty? I’ll catch you laider!

Egg Puns For Good Friends

  1. You seem like a nice sort of egg. In fact, you seem egg-straordinary!
  2. I’d scramble at the chance to be friends.
  3. You must be an Easter Egg, because I’m simply dyeing to get to know you.
  4. I was a bit chicken to talk to you at first, but my friends kept on egging me on. 
  5. It’s no egg-aggeration that I think you’re great!
  6. You must be related to an Easter Egg? Because I’ve been hunting all over for a friend like you.
  7. You’re egg-actly what I want in a friend. 
  8. Color me egg-cited to meet you!

Egg-ceptionally Rotten Yolks

  1. Why did the chicken seem hesitant to cross the road? There were no eggs-press lanes.
  2. A boiled egg is hard to beat. 
  3. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs marks the spot.
  4. Why did the Easter Egg keep on hiding from adventure? He was just a little chicken.
  5. What was the name of Snow White’s pet hen? Egg White. 

We hope this list cracked you up rather than pushed you over the eggs! We hope you have an egg-squisite day and don’t feel too scrambled…