The only thing better than a list of puns, is a list of roarsome dinosaur puns. Take a look at some of our favorite ones – you won’t be able to tricera-top them!
Quick Dinosaur Puns
- What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Eye-saur.
- What happens when you cross dinosaurs and pigs? Jurassic Pork.
- What do you call a dinosaur that knows big words? Thesaurus.
- Where do dinosaurs get their groceries? The dinostore
- Pair-odactyls are dinosaur twins.
- What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
- What tools do dinosaur carpenters use? Dino-saw.
- What’s it called when a dinosaur crashes its car? Tyrannosaurus-wreck.
- What’s a dinosaur ghost called? Terror-dactyl.
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite cocktail? Rex on the beach.
- What did the dinosaur call her blouse business? Try Sara’s Tops!
- What do you call a baby dinosaur? Wee-Rex!
- What do dinosaurs do on 4 July? Play with dino-mite!
- What do you call an anxious dinosaur? Nervous Rex.
- What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
- What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? Tyrannosaurus Ex.
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? It’s a silent P.
- What do you call a talkative dinosaur? Dino-bore!
- What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? Stegosau-rust.
- What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper? Tyranno-snorus!
- How do you invite a dinosaur to the coffee shop? Tea, Rex?
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote? Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
- What did the dinosaur say to the cashier? Keep the climate change.
- What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur? Toys-‘R-Us.
- What did dinosaur cars use? Fossil fuels.
More Dinosaur Puns…
- What material do dinosaurs use for their bathroom floors? Reptiles.
- What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? Bronco-saurus.
- Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? She was a plant-eater.
- What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? DINOMITE!
- What do you call a polite Dinosaur? Pleaseyosaurus.
- Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room. Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!
- Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? There weren’t any roads then.
- Why couldn’t the dinosaur play computer games? It ate the mouse.
- What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog? A-dog-a-sore!
- Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? They are eggs-tinct!
- What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur? PRONTOsaurus!
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn’t exist then.
- Why should you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story? Their tales are so long.
- Why did the dinosaur bring string to the game? It wanted to tie up the score!
- How can you best raise a baby dinosaur? With a crane.
- Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? It could really spike the ball!
- What game does the brontosaurus play with humans? Squash.
- Which watch brand do dinosaurs love? Fossil.
- What did the dinosaur say to the traffic policeman after the car crash? I’m-so-saurus, officer!
- What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary? A thesaurus
Dinosaur Pun One Liners
- Our museum has a new dinosaur exhibit. Whether it will be popular remains to be seen.
- Why did the archaeopteryx catch the worm? It was an early bird.
- Why did the dinosaur cross the road? He hadn’t evolved into a chicken yet.
- What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs? A tyranno-chorus
- You’re a sight for saur eyes
- I thought I’d found a dinosaur skeleton, but it turned out to be a fossil arm.
- The thesaurus was the first dinosaur to become extinct, defunct, superseded, disappeared, exterminated…
- A T-Rex’s favorite number is ate.
- A group of singing dinosaurs is called a Tyrannochorus.
- Dinosaurs are never overweight because they are surrounded by scales.
- If Harry Potter was a dinosaur, he would be a dinosourcerer.
- Dinosaurs eat their fries with a side of dinosauce.
- When a dinosaur scores a touchdown, it is called a dinoscore.
- After the dinosaur came its tail.
- A dinosaur with no eyes is called a Doyouthinkhesaurus.
Silly Dinosaur Puns
- Dinosaurs can’t go on boats. They cause too many ship Rex.
- Dinosaurs working in retail at Christmas time ask customers if they want their gifts raptor not.
- What do you call a T. Rex who hates losing? Saur loser.
- What do you call it when a dinosaur passes gas? An exstinktion.
- What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor? Long-distance!
- What should you do if you find a blue dilophosaurus? Try to cheer him up!
- What dinosaur could jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can’t jump!
- Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, one gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors!
- What do you say to a 10-ton Albertosaurus wearing earphones? Anything – it can’t hear you!
- What’s purple and green and won’t stop singing? Barney taking a shower!
- What happened when the brachiosaurus took the train home? He had to bring it back!
- What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet!
- What family does shantungosaurus belong to? I don’t know. I don’t think any family in our neighborhood owns one!
- Which dinosaurs make good policemen? Tricera-cops.
- Which dinosaurs used to burst suddenly? Tricera-pops.
- How does a T-Rex travel between planets? Dino-saucer.
- What did the caveman say as he slid down the dinosaur’s neck? “So long!”
- What is a Stegosaurus’s favorite playground toy? A dino-see-saw-r
Food For Thought Dinosaur Puns
- What has sharp fangs and sticks to the roof of your mouth? A peanut butter and jeholopterus sandwich.
- Which dinosaur likes spicy food? The Chile-saurus
- What do you get when dinosaurs walk through strawberry fields? Jam.
- Did you hear about the T-Rex who entertained a lot? It has friends for lunch.
- What did the T-Rex say at lunch time? Let’s grab a bite!
I dino about you, but these dinosaur puns really got me going. I feel ptero-bill for anyone who doesn’t love a good pun!