101 Pizza Puns That Can’t Be Topped

You’ll laugh yourself to pizzas with our 101 pizza puns! They’re crammed with humor and as cheesy as pie! And best of all, they’re not at all flaky. 

Pizza Puns From The Top-Ping 

1. Buying you pizza was the yeast I could do!
2. I took a second job delivering pizzas. I kneaded the dough.
3. Pizza puns are here today, gone tomato. 
4. Cheese the day!
5. Puns about pizza are generally quite cheesy. 
6. People who don’t enjoy pizza puns must be laughtose intolerant.
7. Will you take it cheesy with all the pizza puns?
8. Regrettably, this probably won’t get any cheesier!
9. Oh, grate! More pizza puns!
10. I can be cheesy if I want. You don’t pepper-own-me!
11. My dog loves pizza. He’s such a pup-eroni!
12. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza to a cinder! I really should have used aloha temperature. 
13. The first guy who put pineapple on a pizza was responsible for history in the baking.
14. The time it takes to bake a deep-dish pizza is an incrustice. 
15. I consider myself a crustodian of a love for pizza. 
16. An unexpected cauliflower base is a real breach of crust. 
17. It’s so slice to meet you! We should celebrate with pizza.
18. Pizza is the one true circle of life.
19. A slice of pizza is the only love triangle I could ever want!
20. A truly great pizza is all about the delivery, man!
21. There’s no such thing as a bad pizza. Your argument is baseless. 

Cheesy Pizza Puns

1. I know this sounds cheesy, but you’ve melted my heart.
2. You’ll always have a pizza my heart.
3. No matter how you care to slice it – I think you’re awesome!
4. You’re one in a million, and a real supreme friend. 
5. Unlike my favourite pizza, nobody could ever top you!
6. You must be in the pizza business? You always deliver!
7. Olive you more than pizza!
8. You and me are a deluxe combo.
9. You’re the best thing since sliced pizza!
10. I have so mushroom in my heart for only you.
11. Oh, how I adough you!
12. Please doughn’t leave. 
13. Your humor is the perfect medicine. it comes in the ideal dough-sage. 
14. You’re so much fun, I’d love a slice of your action!
15. This is so good, let’s come here oven!
16. My heartfelt con-dough-lences.
17. What’cha dough-in later? 
18. Knowing me bakes a world of difference!

Pizza-Perfect Puns

1. What do you call someone who prefers to eat their pizza uncooked? A weird-dough!
2. How hard is it to make a pizza? It isn’t, it’s as easy as pie. 
3. What’s a taxidermist’s favorite type of pizza? Anything with a stuffed crust.
4. What pizza toppings do aardvarks enjoy? Anything with ant-chovies. 
5. What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter? You wanna pizza me, punk?
6. Why does eating too much pizza make most people tired? Because in between all the pizza and mozzarella, it’s easy to catch the z’s!
7. Did you hear about the pilot who wanted to open a pizzeria for a second income? It was nothing more than a pie-in-the-sky idea!
8. What do pizza and puns have in common? You can never get enough of either of them!
9. Why are pizza puns so popular? Because they’re nacho ordinary sort of joke!
10. What kind of cheese do hairdressers like to put on their pizza? Perm-asan. 
11. What did the pizza say when it wanted to cuddle? Fold me close!
12. How does one pizza pay another pizza a compliment? “I never sausage such a beautiful face!”
13. What’s the best way to mend a broken pizza? Glue it back together with tomato paste. 
14. What does a pizza wear to smell extra good? Calzogne!
15. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the slice of mozzarella? I’m sorry but I’m just too immature for me. 
16. What’s a Buddhist’s favourite type of pizza? One with a bit of everything on top. 
17. What’s the best way to stop a pizza crust curling? By hiding its tong!
18. Why did the comedian remove the pizza joke from his set? He couldn’t work out the delivery. 

Crust Us – These Are Good Puns!

1. I recently had a goat’s cheese pizza. He wasn’t too happy about it! 
2. Waiter, will my pizza be awfully long? Not at all sir, it will be round and quite delicious.
3. Why should you buy our pizza? Because we really knead the dough. 
4. I’m totally into fitness. Fitness whole pizza in my mouth!
5. Seven days without pizza makes one weak. 
6. He’s a nasty pizza work.
7. Oh, for Pizzake!
8. That sure pizza poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
9. He’s a crusty old coffin-dodger!
10. Last but not yeast. 
11. He got knead in the chest during the rugby match. 
12. Leaven so early?
13. Oh, I dough what I can!
14. Tell me, do you come here oven?
15. Grate minds think alike! And they’re nearly always thinking about pizza!
16. Olive clever pizza puns!
17. That pizza was so delicious, it made me shiver from my head tomatoes. 
18. Please don’t take away my freedom to pun. I’ll become a mere crust of the person I once was. 
19. I ate too much pizza. Now I’m ill at cheese. 
20. Cheesy come, cheesy go. 

We Can’t Get Oven These Pizza Puns

1. The pizza got left out in the sun. It was enough to bake anyone sick!
2. The new pizza parlor owner in town is a real legend in the bakin’. 
3. This new pizza invention is history in the baking. 
4. I have a new pizza ever so oven. 
5. You’re only baking a fool of yourself by ordering a tiny pizza. 
6. I come here so oven, I’m part of the furniture. 
7. I started a new pizza delivery business. I don’t care about making a profit, I’ll be happy if we break oven. 
8. It’s always best to keep an oven keel. 
9. With toppings like these, you’re sure to bake a name for yourself. 
10. What’s that pizza still doughing in the oven? 

Puns That Put a Pep in Your Step

1. What do you call a loaf of bread pretending to be a pizza? A pepperphony!
2. Why was the celebrity pizza so upset? He hated being constantly chased by the pepperazzi. 
3. Where do Pharaohs most enjoy eating? At Pizza Tut.
4. What’s a carpenter’s favorite pizza topping? Saw-sages. 
5. Why is the mushroom always getting invited to pizza parties? Because he’s a fungi!
6. What’s a pizza’s favorite pastime? Going slice-skating. 
7. Why did the pizza dump his toppings? Because he was feta off alone. 
8. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? Pie Hard.  

Pizza Bombs Away!

1. I like him! He’s cheesy on the eyes. 
2. Sweet pizza dreams aren’t made of cheese. 
3. That’s what cheese said!
4. Oh, you’re cheddar off without him!
5. Pizza doesn’t get much cheddar than this.
6. I dropped a stack of pizza. There’s de-brie everywhere!

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