101 Star Wars Puns That are as Light as a Saber

Our 101 Star Wars puns raise a clear argument: there ain’t no fault in our Death Star! Holy Snokes these puns are funny!

These Star Wars Puns are the Good Guys!

1. Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages pun out? He heeded Obi-Wan’s advice: “Remember to use divorce, Luke.”
2. What do you call an eel that’s a fan of the new Star Wars Trilogy? A More-Rey Eel. 
3. Where does Princess Leia do her shopping? At the Darth Maul. 
4. Why does Luke Skywalker have such perfect teeth? Because his dentist always told him, “May the floss be with you!”.
5. Where did Luke Skywalker get his cybernetic hand? He bought it from the second hand store. 
6. Which Star Wars character runs a hotdog stand on the side? Admiral Snackbar. 
7. What do you call it when two Han Solos sing together? A Han Duet. 
8. Why did Luke Skywalker struggle to find love? Because he was looking in Alderaan places. 
9. What was Lando called before he learnt to fly? Crashdo. 
10. What did Han Solo say to the waiter who offered him haddock? Never sell me the cods!

An Empire Of Star Wars Puns

1. How does Darth Vader like his tea? On the dark side. 
2. What was Tarkin’s preferred brand of toilet paper? Charmin to the last.
3. How did Darth Vader manage to cheat at poker? He kept altering the deal. 
4. Why was Darth Vader so bad at playing sports? He always choked. 
5. Why should you never challenge Darth Vader in a game of baseball? Because he’s the umpire – and the umpire always strikes back!
6. What does your friend from Quebec cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire? Pal-poutine. 
7. What would be considered a racist remark by a stormtrooper? Hearing they all look the same. 
8. Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy clothes? Usually from his closet. Sometimes from the maul. 
9. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents. 
10. What did Darth Vader say when he saw the menu at the vegetarian restaurant? “I find your lack of steak disturbing!”

Ex-Droid-Enary Star Wars Puns

1. What do you call a droid that always takes the long way home? R2 detour.
2. What is R2D2 short for? Because he has little legs.
3. Does R2D2 have any brothers? No – only tran-sistors. 
4. Why did the little droid get so angry? Because people kept pushing his buttons. 
5. Why is it that a droid mechanic never gets lonely? Because he’s constantly making new friends. 
6. Why did Star Wars movies 4, 5, and 6 get released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of the directing, Yoda was. 
7. What did Yoda used to ride as a kid? A do-cycle. There was no such thing as tri. 
8. Since when was Anakin Skywalker evil? Ever since the Sith Grade. 
9. Why would it be a bad idea to ask Yoda for a loan? Because he’s a little short. 
10. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be. 
11. What’s another name for a Sith who refuses to fight? A Sithy. 
12. Which Jedi went on to become a famous rock star? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi. 
13. Why do doctors make such good Jedi? Because a Jedi must have patience. 
14. What software do all Jedi have installed on their computers? Adobe Wan Kenobi. 
15. Who is short and green and plays the cello? Yo-Yo Da. 

Chewbacca On These Star Wars Puns

1. What’s Wicket’s preferred mode of transport around Endor? Ewoks. 
2. What side of Ewok has the most hair? The outside!
3. Where do Gungans store their preserves? In Jar Jars. 
4. Why do you need teeth to eat Wookie treats? Because they’re a little Chewy. 
5. Which kitchen tool do you need to whip up a delicious stir fry on Endor? An e-wok. 
6. Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes on the Falcon? Because the ship could crack up!
7. What’s the main similarity between a celebrity gossip website and the Imperial Fleet? Both are full of star destroyers. 
8. Did you know the Millennium Falcon became easier to navigate after the release of The Force Awakens? That’s because it’s now Hans free. 
9. What’s the best way to move between the different floors on the Death Star? By making use of the ele-Vader. 
10. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer? It’s definitely time for a new one!
11. What sound do Yoda’s sheep make? Day go baaa. 
12. Did you know Chuck Norris starred in every last Star Wars movie ever made? He played the Force. 
13. Why are only some Star Wars puns funny? Because the rest tend to seem forced. 
14. How can you tell you’re colorblind simply by watching Star Wars? You’ll know because you can’t see the green screen. 
15. What type of spaceship did Luke Skywalker learn to fly in grade school? The ABC-Wing.
16. Why should you never try the blue milk at the Mos Eisley cantina? Because it will give you the Kessel runs for twelve parsecs!
17. Which website did Chewbacca get in trouble for? He created Wookieeleaks. 
18. Jawas have something no other creature in the Star Wars galaxy has. What is it? They have Baby Jawas!
19. What is Jar Jar Binks’ favorite food? Miso soup. 
20. What do you use to unlock a door on Kashyyyk? A woo-key. 

Intergalactic Star Wars Puns

1. You’re so smart, you’re as bright as a lightsaber!
2. Don’t talk Obi-wan-baloney!
3. If you lose something, don’t look in Alderaan places.
4. Yoda best.
5. Yoda only one for me!
6. Na-boody else makes me laugh like you.
7. You’re precisely the droid I’ve been looking for. 
8. Let’s be friends? I don’t want to Han fly solo.
9. My Jedi tricks are sure to blow your mind!
10. I find you Endor-able!
11. Let’s sing. Better yet, lets Yoda-l
12. I love my coffee like Darth Vader. Lukewarm.

Star Wars Pun Liners

1. I once threw a stormtrooper in a lake and he sank like a clone!
2. Yo mama so hair I’m sure she related to Chewbacca!
3. Comic Con really should be on May the 4^th!
4. Darth Vader’s sister is really moving on up in the world! Her name is Ellie Vader. 
5. The reason Jedis never get lonely is because the force is always with them.
6. Sticks and Clones may break my bones, but Finn will never hurt me!
7. You’ve got to be careful not to choke on your aspirations!
8. Anyone who helps the chap behind Star Wars becomes a George Lucozade. 
9. There’s a new soap opera featuring Ewoks. It’s called EastEndors. 
10. Dart Vader searched the entire guitar shop. He was looking for the hidden rebel bass. 

Galactic Questions 

1. What’s a nervous Jedi called? A panicking Skywalker. 
2. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Kylo Hen!
3. How do Ewoks communicate when not in earshot? With Ewokie Talkies. 
4. Why is duck-tape a lot like the Force? It has a dark side, light side, and it binds the galaxy together!
5. What’s Kylo Ren’s most favorite thing to serve at a dinner party? First hors d’oeuvres. 
6. Where does Princess Leia usually go shopping? At the Darth Maul!
7. What’s a Sith rock star called? Darth Vedder. 
8. What did Santa say to the young padawan? Merry the force be with you!
9. What do you call someone who isn’t a fan of the dark side? Darth Hater. 
10. Why is Han such a loner? ‘Cos he’s Solo!
11. Who won the Imperial spaceship race? ‘Twas a tie!
12. How do you know Elvis hated the present the Ewoks sent him? He wrote, “Return to Endor”. 
13. Why won’t you ever see Luke eating with chopsticks? He prefers the forks. 
14. Is BB hungry? No, BB8. 
15. Why does Princess Leia tie her hair up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow. 
16. What’s an invisible droid called? C-through-PO. 
17. Why is Yoda a successful gardener? He has green thumbs!
18. What do you call five Siths piled on a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!
19. Why is Luke always getting invited to picnics? He always has the forks with him. 
20. What’s another term for an evil procrastinator? Darth Later. 
21. What’s another term for a potato that’s turned evil? Darth Tater. 
22. Where’s Jabba Hutt’s favorite place to eat? Pizza Hut!
23. Why are Tuskens good at cheating on their taxes? They single file to hide their numbers. 
24. Where do Sith shop? At the Maul – everything’s half off!

Now that you’ve read our best Star Wars puns, we’re sure you’ll agree that Maul is fair in love and war. We’re on cloud Nien Nunb about our punny inventions.