If you want to show your kids that ghosts can be funny and not just spooky, stick with us! Our ghost puns are frightfully funny, and this list is pure ghould.
Giggle-Worthy Ghost Puns
- What do you call an author who works in the afterlife? A ghostwriter!
- What do you call a ghost that refuses to stay in a haunted house? A free spirit.
- What do you call a ghost chicken? Poultry-geist!
- Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? Because it didn’t have the stomach for it.
- Why are some ghosts so happy? Every shroud has a silver lining.
- What does a panda ghost eat for a quick snack? Bam-boo!
- Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
- What is a ghost’s favorite Shakespeare play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
- What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
- Why did the police officer set the ghost free? He couldn’t pin anything on him.
Boo-tiful Ghost Puns To Cheer You Up
- What’s a ghost’s favorite pie? Boo-berry!
- What kind of streets do ghosts prefer to live on? A dead end.
- Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
- What room in the house are you least likely to find a ghost in? The living room.
- Where will the ghost go on holiday next year? Lake Eerie.
- What do you call a very funny ghost comedian? Dead funny!
- Why are haunted houses so hard to find? Because all of them are situated on dead ends.
- Who do ghosts have a hard time impersonating the living? The sheet is practically a dead giveaway.
- What type of pants do ghosts prefer? Boo jeans!
- What is a ghost’s golden rule? Boo unto others as you would have boo unto you.
- What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.
- What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
- What do you call a ghost who can’t find his way back home? A lost soul!
- What do ghosts do at Christmas time? They eat, shriek, and are scary.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite type of fruit? Boo-nanas!
Spooky Ghost Puns
- She’s the ghostess with the mostest!
- Ghouls just want to have fun.
- I’m only here for the boos!
- If you’ve got in, haunt it.
- You’re looking boo-tiful!
- I’m in good spirits. How about you?
- I can see right through you.
- I’m feeling absolutely fa-boo-lous tonight!
- A group of ghost’s favorite hashtag is #squadghouls.
- May this year’s Halloween party be a spook-tacular event.
Un-boo-lievably Funny Ghost Puns
- Did you hear about the guy who tried to shoot a ghost? He mist!
- Did you hear about the kid who had a torn piece of sheet for a Halloween costume? He attended as the holey ghost.
- Did you hear about the haunted gym? All the ghosts went there to exorcize.
- Did you hear about the short-sighted ghost? He was prescribed special spook-tacles.
- Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed preparing Hungarian cuisine? He really loved cooking up a yummy ghoulash!
- Where do ghosts buy supplies? At the ghostery store!
Ghost Puns To Creep It Real
- That old ghost is forever moaning about something. He’s a real boo-mer!
- I’m searching for spirits on Pokémon Ghost.
- The annual graveyard cleaning has been scheduled for Friday the 13th. The Ghost Dusters will be in charge of the proceedings.
- Ghosts are often being discriminated against. Some bars don’t serve spirits!
- The best place to read the spooky news of the week is at the Washington Ghost.
- I’m feeling a bit pale today. Perhaps that’s just how life ghost.
- I typically ghost others. But today it seems I’ve ghosted myself!
- West ghost, best ghost!
- You’re the one that I haunt, the one that I haunt – boo boo boo, baby!
- And so it ghost I suppose.
- Do you like my costume? I got it from a snazzy boo-tique.
- I got all my boo-ty sleep last night.
- I pity the ghoul who misses out on my Halloween party this year!
- You know what they say. Just boo it!
- Boo-ya!
- Are you sure you didn’t wear that Halloween costume last year? It’s giving me feelings of déjà boo.
- My ghost boyfriend loves a good deal. He’s such a bargain haunter!
- Most kid ghosts enjoy a cool glass of ghoul aid on a warm summer afternoon.
- Ghosts don’t really enjoy dancing. They don’t have any body to do it with.
- Boo-hoo! That little ghost is such a cry baby!
Famous Ghost Puns
- Actor Séance Bean
- Actor Matt Demon
- Rapper Spook Dogg
- Actress Meryl Shriek
- Director Steven Spellberg
- Celtic queen Boudica
- Legendary singer Boo Marley
- Actor Scary Grant
- Singer Boo-yoncé.
- Singer Rihaunt-a.
- Singer Justin Boo-ber.
- Actor Boos Willis.
- Actor Jack Ni-Ghoulson
- Actor Dead Danson
- Actor Tomb Hanks.
Ghoulish Social Media Ghost Puns
- Scareddit
- FaceBoo
- InstaGhost
- Spookchat
- BooTube
You Can Boo-gle These Ghost Puns
- The most useless room in any ghost’s home is the living room!
- The little ghost got into trouble for spooking out of turn.
- The ghost’s parcel never reached him. It got lost at the ghost office.
- Working ghost moms send their toddlers to day-scare.
- When ghosts visit fancy restaurants, they wear boo-ties.
- Pirate ghosts are forever searching for their next booty.
- Boo-ble bath is a great idea for treating a ghost to a relaxing bath.
- Ghosts love eating breakfast in the moaning.
- Ghosts love Mexican food. They really enjoy having boo-ritos.
- Ghosts are perfectionists. They hardly ever make boo-boos.
- What ghost up, must come down.
- I’ll send you a ghost card as soon as I get there.
- Boo-lieve it or not!
- The romantic ghost brought his sweetheart a lovely boo-quet.
- Always remember to boo-cle up!
- Nothing haunted, nothing gained.
- A ghoul as his money is soon parted.
- The old ghost said he couldn’t phantom why he had returned to the haunted house. Something must have possessed him.
- That old ghost’s a real back-sheet driver.
- Hold on to your sheet!
Now that we’ve scared all our best ghost puns with you, it’s your turn to lift your family’s spirits by making them howl with laughter. Go on, don’t be scared!