101 Golf Puns That Don’t Putter About

The Biggest List of Tee-riffic Puns About Golf

Our top 101 golf puns are totally un-fore-gettable! They’re so much pun, they’re every bit as good as a hole-in-one. 

These Golf Puns Don’t Putter About

1. What are the primary components of a golfer’s diet? Mainly greens and water.
2. Why is golfing considered such an idle sport? Can you imagine batting a little white ball around all day long?
3. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE.
4. Why was Cinderella so bad at golf? Because her coach was a real pumpkin.
5. What do you call a monkey who wins the Masters? The chimpion.
6. Did you hear about the two guys who met on the green? It soon turned into a birdie-ful friend-chip.
7. What do you call a wizard that can magically transform himself into a golf ball? Harry Putter.
8. What do golfers enjoy doing on their days off? They just putter around.
9. Where do ghosts play their golf? On a golf corpse.
10. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke Skywalker before he went out to play a round of golf? May the fores be with you.
11. Why do golfers hate cake so much? Because they might get a slice. 
12. What’s a golfer’s favorite movie? The golf father. 

Golf Puns For The Green 

1. You’re un-fore-gettable!
2. I’ll protect you from the bogey man. 
3. My favorite dance is the bogey-woogie. 
4. It will be fore the best.
5. No ifs and no putts!
6. My shirt’s always wrinkled because a golf club is the only iron I know how to use.
7. Will you tee mine?
8. You’re my cup of tee.
9. You’re the most birdie-ful girl in the room by par!
10. I think you’re tee-riffic. 
11. You drive me crazy!
12. Nice to meet you – I’m Iron Man.
13. I fell on my putt!
14. I enjoy having you a round.

Champion Golf Pun Liners

1. The golf of Mexico.
2. I’m traveling by boat around the golf coast.
3. Flying on a golf-stream jet.
4. Floating near the Persian Golf.
5. I am the golf-father.
6. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do!
7. May the course be with you, Skywalker. 
8. I’m looking for course material on how to play golf. 
9. I’m asking fore a friend.
10. Kiss my putt!
11. I like big putts and I cannot lie.
12. Putter late than never.
13. Quit wasting time by puttering around!
14. Will you stop leering at my putt?
15. Most bets eventually par off!
16. It’s a lovely day. How about a spot of tee?
17. Beauty surrounded them as par as the eye could see. 
18. You’re my best friend by par. 
19. Let’s par-tee!
20. Who’s your caddy?
21. She has some serious caddy issues. 
22. Oh, just green and bear it!
23. Green there, done that, got the tee shirt. 
24. The golfer ruled his business with an iron fist. 
25. It’s best to strike while the iron is hot. 

Golf Puns That Will Trap You Up

1. The golf balls salesman spoke a lot of trap!
2. He came at me with a chip shot.
3. She’s a real chip of the old block.
4. The clubhouse manager runs a tight chip.
5. I enjoy listening to gangsta trap.
6. I didn’t mean to diss your game. It was a chip of the tongue. 
7. I think this might be the start of a beautiful friend-chip. 
8. It’s true – not all players are created eagle. 
9. The best golfers are humble and are always putting their eagles aside. 
10. Will you please shut up and drive?
11. It’s club-bering time!
12. We be clubbin!
13. To tee or not to tee is the question. 
14. Just let it tee!
15. I bought her a bunch of fore-get me nots. 
16. Always remember the fore fathers. 
17. Let’s get down and hit the fore!

Un-Fore-Gettable Golf Puns

1. Why did the golfer need new socks? Because there was a hole in one.
2. What’s a golfer’s favorite dance move? The Bogey.
3. Why didn’t the kid golfer get all his homework done on time? Because he kept puttering about. 
4. Why did Tarzan spend so much time at the driving range? Because he wanted to perfect his swing. 
5. What’s a golfer’s favorite type of bird? Any old birdie will do. 
6. Why is golf a lot like filing tax returns? Because when you go for the green you wind up in the hole. 
7. What’s the easiest shot in golf? Your fourth putt.
8. What’s the smallest golfer in the world called? A mini-golfer. 

These Golf Puns Really Putt Out

1. I would kill for a club of tee right now!
2. I’m at a complete loss fore words. 
3. His putting is so bad, it’s a cry fore help. 
4. The golfer celebrated his birthday with a high tee. 
5. All I need are tee and sympathy!
6. Absence makes tee heart grow fonder. 
7. The golfer is as busy as a tee. 
8. The clubhouse manager has a tee in his bonnet. 
9. Tee that as it may…
10. After that hole in one, I feel as tee as a birdie!
11. Please just drive and tee done with it. 
12. The golf balls were on sale – buy one, get one tee. 
13. That was a real tee for all.
14. All any golfer wants is equal opportuni-tee. 
15. That shot was adding insult tee injury!
16. Every golfer knows you should be the change you wish to tee in the world.
17. The golfers were lost at tee. 
18. That young golfer is a real putter face!
19. Anything you can do I can do putter.
20. Putter safe than sorry.
21. You’ll have to try and appeal to the golfer’s putter judgement. 
22. That golfing magazine was so good I just couldn’t putt it down. 
23. After that shot, I’m feeling a bit putt out. 
24. The rebel golfer pitched up putt naked at the club house!

We hope you enjoyed us swinging by as much as what we did! We’re sure you’ll agree that our golf puns are everything but bogey.