101 Birthday Puns That Really Take the Cake

Our birthday puns are the cherry on the cake and just about the best way to set any party alight. No matter whether you’re 1 or 101, we’ve got a pun for every occasion.  

All Candle Puns Blow

1. You know you’re getting old when the candles no longer lit on the cake!
2. May the only things that blow on your birthday be the candles and balloons.
3. Do some birthday candles burn longer than others? Nope, they all burn shorter.
4. Did you hear they had a sale on birthday cake candles? It was a complete blow out.
5. What did the birthday cake ask the candles? You want a piece of me?
6. What did the birthday cake say to make his girlfriend blush? Nobody could ever hold a candle to you!
7. Why do candles love birthdays so much? They just love getting lit.
8. Why do birthday candles hate working out? They’re afraid of burn-out. 
9. Where did the birthday candle disappear off to? He’s away on a journey to the center of the birth. 
10. The birthday candle fell in love with his girlfriend because she’s humble and down to birth. 
11. Why did the birthday candle suffer a burn-out? He was burning at birth ends. 
12. Why did the birthday candle get dumped by her boyfriend? Because she wanted to have her toast buttered birth ways.  

Birthday Puns That Age Well

1. Why do popcorn have awesome birthdays? Because they’re always popping!
2. What’s the only music birthday balloons refuse to listen to? Pop music. 
3. Some only ever dream of cake – others bake it happen.
4. Oh, go on, cake my day!
5. Life is what you bake it. 
6. Is it your birthday today? You batter believe it!
7. It’s common sense that too many birthdays can kill you.
8. Don’t be sad if no one comes to your birthday party. That way you can have your cake and eat it too!
9. What did the chocolate fondant say to the birthday cake? I will never dessert you.
10. What did the one birthday candle say to the other? Loving you really is a piece of cake!
11. You make life so fun-fetti!
12. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor? She was feeling crumb-y. 
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of birthday cake? I-scream cake.  
14. Why do pickles love having a birthday so much? Because they relish birthdays. 
15. Don’t you think this whole birthday thing is getting old?
16. The cat’s out the bag – you’re getting older. Here’s hoping your birthday leaves you feline good.
17. For every single human birthday, a dog has seven. And you thought you had it ruff!
18. What do you give a child when you gift her a training potty for her birthday? A surprise potty!
19. Why are people so fond of writing messages on birthday cakes? Because everyone wants to have their cake and read it too. 
20. Birthday cake and ice cream were simply mint to be together.
21. Her birthday was so emotional that even the cake was in tiers. 
22. Do you know why I got you coffee for your birthday? Because you’re a has-bean!
23. Happy belated birthday to you! Butter late than never.
24. I’m sixteen this year and really auto get a car for my birthday.
25. Growing old really isn’t something to wine about. 

Birthday Pun Tails

1. Here’s wishing you a bear-y happy birthday!
2. Enjoy your birthday cake! Bone Appetit!
3. I’m not kitten. It’s really her birthday.
4. Age truly is irr-elephant. 
5. May you have a truly paw-some birthday.
6. Best birthday fishes!
7. How did the racoon celebrate his birthday? By getting trashed!
8. The owl says he cares not for celebrating birthdays because he doesn’t care a hoot about ‘em.
9. Alpaca our bags for your birthday outing while you finish your cake. 
10. That crab really shell-ebrated her birthday in style!
11. I hope you have an otter-ly good birthday this year.
12. Remember to let minnow when your birthday is.

Complimentary Birthday Puns

1. You’re the apple of my eye because you’re awesome to the core.
2. My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring for her birthday. But when I called her, she hung up!
3. My husband wanted a massive celebration for his 50^th birthday. But I reminded him a fool and his money are soon part-ied. 
4. My wife hated the birthday gift I got her from the second-hand store. Apparently, I heard wrong – she said she wanted something gold. 
5. Your invitation said come as you are. Will anyone else be wearing their birthday suit?
6. I can’t understand why my wife called the pack of cards I got her for her birthday a terrible present. She said she wanted something with diamonds in it!
7. I’m so glad you’re alive and cake-ing.
8. My husband said he needed glasses to read through his birthday cards – wine glasses. 
9. I got you a rare and special birthday card. It’s the Ace of Spades. 
10. I didn’t get you much this year. Only a loaf of bread for your birthday toast. 

Did You Year? Birthday Puns

1. Having a birthday is a relative thing. All my relatives keep on telling me how old I’m getting to be.
2. How are birthdays celebrated in heaven? With angel food cake.
3. How do you know you’re getting older? When caution is the only thing you care to exercise. 
4. What does every birthday party end with? With the letter Y!
5. What did the pirate exclaim on his 80^th birthday? Aye-matey!

Birthday Puns Good Enough To Eat

1. Happy birthday best-tea!
2. Every year a lentil older and a lentil wiser.
3. Hap-pea, hap-pea!
4. Good gosh! Yet another birthday has creped up on me.
5. I’ll never in a million years baguette your birthday.
6. Happy birthday, you old stud muffin!
7. Here’s wishing you a soup-per birthday.
8. You might be another year older, but you certainly donut look it.
9. Here’s to a fantas-taco birthday!
10. Happy birthday! How about we turnip the beet!

These Birthday Puns Gift Their Best

1. You have to gift credit when it’s due – especially on birthdays.
2. Why did the little boy not bother to open up his gift? Because the wrapping was a dead gift-away. 
3. What should you never do on your birthday? Gift yourself a bad name.
4. What should you do when you’re tired on your birthday? You should gift your birthday party a rest.
5. You should always gift the green light when someone offers to bake you a cake. 

Party Pun-Ups

1. What is all that remains to be done after your lost birthday? Depart-ying this life.
2. If you’re not party of the solution, then you must be party of the problem.
3. Owing to enough birthdays, I’m still alive and cake-ing!
4. I threw a party just for cakes!
5. Birthday parties should be a chance to cake back and enjoy the ride.
6. I’m 90 years old – I’d say I’m caking butt!
7. You missing my party was a real cake in the teeth. 
8. There comes a certain age when all of us need to be cake-started. 
9. I don’t enjoy birthday parties. I just want to get the cake out of mine.
10. I’d really like to look the party for this birthday.
11. All we’ve managed to do this year was to drift a-party. 
12. You know you’re getting old when there’s a banner at your party saying, “candle with care!”. 
13. The party was one big fat cake-ophony of noise. 
14. This party may be rough, but I can still candle it. 
15. That party was too hot to candle!
16. I want my birthday party song to be “It’s a heartcake”.
17. The only thing I’ll be splitting is a headache.
18. I’m going to attend the party and take my sidecake with me.
19. She enjoyed the party so much she was cakeling like a witch!
20. I party-cularly enjoyed the dancing. 

Whether you need a birthday wish or just a good laugh about getting older, these birthday puns will remind you that everything gets better with age. Unless you’re milk of course!