Hip and Happening Bone Puns
We’re not being faux-knee when we say our bone puns are real spine ticklers! They’re hip and are sure to crack you up.
Hot Bone Puns For A Femur
- What’s it called when you hit your funny bone late at night? Dark humor.
- Did you hear about the femur who had no friends? He was very bonely.
- What’s another word for an atheist bone? A blas-femur.
- What did the femur say to the tibia when he proposed? Please will you marrow me?
- Why did the dog get picked to join the marching band? Because he was an expert at playing the trombone!
- Why do so many people enjoy puns about bones? Because they’re so humerus!
- How can you tell whether someone has a sense of humor? By checking the condition of their funny bone.
- I used to crack a lot of jokes about bones, but my supply appears to have dried up. I guess I wasn’t that femurous after all!
- Why did the tailbone start a fight? Because he had a serious bone to pick.
- Why did the little rib’s mom rush him to the doctor? Because he was running a femur.
- Why was the skull sentenced to jail-time? Because he was bad to the bone.
- What did the kneecap use to phone his girlfriend? He called her on his cell-bone.
- Why did the spine feel offended by his doctor? Because he got told he was irregular.
- How did the tailbone achieve so much success as a comedian? He had a skele-ton of jokes up his sleeve.
- What do you get when you boil a funny bone? Laughing stock!
- What did the tailbone tell the femur when her sweetheart died? I’m sorry for your loss, but everything’s going tibia okay.
- Why did the backbone giggle each time he saw the orthopedic surgeon? Because he’s a real spine tickler.
- Why are rib cages such terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.
- What’s a femur’s favourite type of plant? A bone-zai.
- What’s the best way to discipline a naughty kneecap? Lock him up in a rib cage for detention.
Romantic Bone Puns
- You’re giving me femur!
- Bone Appetit, because baby you look good enough to eat!
- You’re so beautiful, it’s shin-ful.
- I ulna want to be with you!
- Have I told you lately that I knee-d you?
- Baby, I’ll always have your back!
- Are you sure you ain’t a queen? Because you deserve a crown.
- I’ll always find it easy tibia honest with you.
- Nobody knee-ds to know this, but I’ve liked you for a really long time!
- I really like you, even know I know you’re too hipbone for me!
Make No Bones About These Bone Puns
- The rib cage loves going to church. Every Sunday he plays his organ for the congregation.
- Backbones are great at chopping down trees. That’s why they make such terrific lumbar-jacks.
- Many bones have tried to be cool. But none have managed to even get close to the hip bone.
- My bones are rebels without a cause. They’re bone tibia wild!
- My dog’s favorite book is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.
- I ordered a bunch of bones for my dog online. They weighed a skele-ton!
- I’m not sure how many bones there are in the human hand, but I’m sure it’s at least a handful.
- I went to the doctor offering to donate by body to science when I die. He told me to spine on the dotted line.
- I went to a skeleton beauty contest. It was a waste of time because no body won.
- I saw a snake as thin as a bone once, it gave me a huge fright. It was a rattler.
These Bone Puns Ain’t For Boneheads
- Where’s the best place to learn about bones? In Osteoclass-t.
- Did you hear about the time the tibia and the femur had such a great time? They had an osteoblast.
- Why was the skeleton so stupid? He was a real numskull.
- Why are bones always so calm? Nothing gets under their skin!
- Why is the ribcage always cold in winter? Because the wind blows right through him.
- Did you hear about the tailbone that almost got eaten by a pack of wild dogs? He only marrow-ly escaped.
- Why are hip bones so bad at winning arguments? Because without support, they haven’t got a leg to stand on.
- Why is the orthopedic surgeon so good at his job? He’s constantly boning up on the facts.
- Why was the femur so grateful to his boss? Because he gave him a bone-us.
- Why was the femur searching his house from top to bottom? Because his wife was nowhere tibia found!
Puns As Old As The Bone Age
- That femur is always winning competitions. He must have been bone under a lucky star.
- It’s rude to hang up the tele-bone when someone hasn’t finished talking.
- The book wasn’t all it was cracked up tibia.
- You’ve got tibia kidding me!
- The hip bone may be cool, but he’s got no social skulls.
- The little rib is good at playing football. He loves to dribble the ball!
- It’s best to keep on the straight and marrow.
- To-marrow is another day.
- I saw you at my window, were you spine on me?
- She looked absolutely fibulous!
- I really wish you’d stop telling so many fibulas!
- Oh well, I guess it’s back to the jawing board then!
- He’s a criminal! Sternum in to the police!
- You had better watch your backbone out there.
- The little hipbone loved baking brow-knees.
- The pair of fibulas have given birth to a lovely bundle of joy-nt.
Celebrity Bone Puns
- Ulna Thurman.
- Sherlock Bones.
- Jacks Marrow.
- Bury White.
- Teddy Bones-evelt.
- Clarence Marrow.
- Jon Bone Jovi
- Indiana Bones
- Mr. Bone Jangles
- Ben Rattling.
- Boney Wan Kenobi
- Val Killmore.
- Count Scapula
- Marty McFright
- Jerry Spinefeld
- Humphrey Bonegart
- Abby Cadaver
- Dee Ceased
- Bona Lisa
- Jessica Bones
- Dana Skully
- Grace Skelly
- Skelly Clarkson
- Meryl Shriek
- Helen Skeller
These Blarney Pun Bones!
- She’s very judgmental, always casting the first bone.
- You can’t get blood out of a bone!
- He lived only bone’s throw from me.
- He really is a man after my bone heart!
- All young skulls must learn to paddle their bone canoes!
- We’re currently in the eastern time bone.
- She’s so old-fashioned, she must have been born in the bone age!
- Those skulls are in a league of their bone.
- Baby, I’m in the bone!
- Bone the night!
Now that you’ve met our awesome cast of puns about bones, we’re quite sure you’ll agree that punning about with bones can be a real shindig!