101 Skeleton Puns To Tickle Any Funny Bone

The Biggest and Best List of Humerus Skeleton Puns  

We just know you’ll find our skeleton puns to be hip and happening. We can feel it in our bones. They’re brain-knee and a whole lot of pun! 

Skeleton Puns To Tickle The Punny Bone

1. Why was the skeleton so popular with the girls? Because he was so hip.
2. Why did the popular young skeleton not want to commit romantically? Because he was bone to be wild!
3. Why did skeleton visit his therapist? Because he was feeling bonely. 
4. Why was the skeleton such a popular guest at the BBQ? Because he always brought along spare ribs.
5. How do skeletons celebrate their birthdays? They eat, drink and be scary.
6. Why was the young skeleton the best surgeon on the block? Nothing ever got under his skin. 
7. What’s a skeleton’s favorite treat? Bone-bones. 
8. Why did the strong young skeleton not get hired to work in the mines? Because he could only go six feet under.
9. Where do skeletons take their cars to be fixed? To the auto-body shop. 
10. Why did the job take so long? Because the supervisor was working with a skeleton crew. 

Ice Breaker Skeleton Puns 

1. You’re so pretty I’d like to turn you into a skull-pture.
2. I wanted to talk to you, but I didn’t have the guts.
3. Are you hungry? Because I have a spare rib. 
4. You look good with skeletons!
5. I could easily carry you! You’d be as light as a bag of bones. 
6. I hope you like to laugh. Because I could easily tickle your funny bones. 
7. Tibia honest… I really like you!
8. You’ve got to be a skeleton, because you’ve got skulls!
9. I bet you’re a skeleton – you’re so brain-knee!
10. Finding someone like you is like finding a knee-dle in a haystack. 
11. You must be a skeleton, because I really enjoy your compa-knee!
12. Stick with me and I’ll show you a rattling good time!

These Skeleton Puns Are A Bone-us!

1. Why was the skeleton in contempt of court? Because he kept telling fib-ulas. 
2. Why did the skeleton leave the office smiling? Because he’d got a bone-us. 
3. Why did the skeleton go to the doctor? He had a femur. 
4. Why didn’t the skeleton attend the party? He had no body to go with. 
5. Why did the little skeleton pretend to be sick? Because he didn’t feel like going to skull. 
6. What was the skeleton’s favorite line from Shakespeare? Tibia or not tibia. 
7. Why did the skeleton’s wife accuse him of cheating on her? Because he had a skeleton in the closet. 
8. Why did the skeleton instantly get hired? He had all the relevant skulls. 
9. Why do skeletons make bad mechanics? Because they’re always forgetting their spine-ers in the works. 
10. Why did the skeleton use Uber to get to work? Because they allowed for carpals. 

Don’t Be A Bone-Head

1. Don’t knuckle it ‘til you’ve tried it!
2. I may get knuckled down, but I always get back up again.
3. Please knuckle that off!
4. Well, knuckle me sideways.
5. Talus a story!
6. He was as proud as a pea-coccyx. 
7. That’s a real coccyx and bull story!
8. You should always tell the tooth.
9. He’s a very toothful character.
10. There’s not a kernel of tooth to that story.

Skeleton Puns With Skulls

1. Did you hear about the skeleton who tripped and fell into the fire? He came out dry as a bone.
2. Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn’t keep his room tidy? He was a bag of lazy bones. 
3. Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school? He hadn’t the stomach for it.
4. Did you hear about the skeleton who cancelled the gallery showing of her skull-ptures? Her heart wasn’t in it.
5. Did you hear about the skeleton who could tell the future? He could feel it all in his bones.

Skeleton Puns To Keep You Compa-Knee 

1. Said one skeleton to another, “I’m feeling kneedy today!”. 
2. The two skeletons were such good friends, you’d swear they were joint at the hip. 
3. The young skeleton didn’t make much money because he was only a train-knee. 
4. The naughty young skeletons were knee-deep in the twang. 
5. He hasn’t a jealous bone in his body!
6. She said she had a bone to pick with me. 
7. The skeleton asked for his girlfriend’s hand in marriage by going down on bended knee. 
8. The skeleton said his favorite pasta was fettuci-knee. 
9. The two young skeletons really enjoyed each other’s compa-knee. 
10. Tooth really is stranger than fiction!

Musical Skeleton Puns

1. What did the little skeleton play in the school band? The trombone. 
2. What’s the only instrument missing from a skeleton band? The organ. 
3. The skeleton took pride in playing solo riffs on his new sax-a-bone. 
4. What song do skeleton crooks most enjoy listening to? Bad to the bone.
5. Why did the skeleton enjoy going to the town dance? He loved watching the boogie man do his thing on the dance floor. 
6. What type of music do hip young skeletons enjoy listening to? Anything by The Grateful Dead. 

Got A Pun To Spare-Rib? 

1. What do you call a skeleton who struggles to make friends? Bone-ly. 
2. What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. 
3. What do you call a skeleton who played out in the snow for too long? A numbskull. 
4. What did the skeleton use to call his girlfriend? A tele-bone. 
5. Why did the skeleton disappear up and into the tree? A dog was after his bones. 
6. Why did the skeleton beauty contest fail? Because no body won.
7. Why do most skeletons hate parties? Because they have no body to dance with.
8. Why did the smart young skeleton always stay late at school? He was busy boning up for exams. 
9. Why do skeletons hate winter? The cold goes right through them.
10. What do all old skeletons constantly complain about? Their aching bones. 
11. Why do skeletons hate spicy food? They haven’t the stomach for it. 
12. What do you call a skeleton who uses a doorbell? A dead ringer. 
13. How do skeletons greet one another? Bone-jour!
14. What type of art do skeletons appreciate? Skull-ptures. 
15. What type of crockery to skeletons have in their homes? Bone china. 
16. Why did the skeleton dump her vampire boyfriend? Because he sucked the life out of her bones. 
17. Who is the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones!
18. Why did the skeleton’s mom tell him to eat more? She said he looked boney. 
19. What do skeletons usually order when eating out? Spare ribs and marrow bones. 
20. Why did the little skeleton prefer one of his teachers over the other? One was humerus but the other was way too sternum!

Skeleton Puns As Good As Fine Bour-Bone

1. That young skeleton deserves detention. He’s a real bag of naughty bones!
2. Sticks and stones may break my bones – but words can contribute to systematic oppression!
3. He’s a successful skeleton because he works his fingers to the bones.
4. The skeleton gave his girlfriend a gift wrapped in pretty rib-bone.
5. A skeleton’s favorite drink is bour-bone. 
6. She lost her way because she got bone off course. 
7. Her argument was bone out of proportion!
8. It’s a beautiful thing when bonely hearts meat. 
9. Skeleton puns are usually all they’re cracked up tibia. 
10. The police said that the missing skeleton was nowhere tibia found.
11. It’s better tibia safe than sorry.
12. You’ve got tibia kidding me!
13. The lonely skeleton has no social skulls. 
14. The skeleton got arrested because he drove his car while bombed out of his skull. 
15. Stop ribbing me!
16. The paramedics had to free the skeleton from his car using the jaws of death. 
17. The skeleton is a successful stand-up comedian. All his jokes are jaw-breakers!
18. The pair of young skeletons are such skelecopter parents!

Now that we’ve marrow-ed it all down to bring you only the best of the world of skeleton puns, we hope we’ve inspired you to write a few of your own. Don’t knuckle it ‘till you’ve tried it!