101 Flower Puns That Are Blooming Good Fun

Our puns about flowers are pure mari-gold. And they’re blooming good fun too! We promise – they’ll grow on you till the cows come home.

Bud-ding Flower Puns

1. What’s up, buttercup?
2. Life would succ without you!
3. I’m wildflower about you.
4. I promise you that not a daisy will go by without me thinking of you.
5. I think you’re just dandy! And I’m not lion. 
6. You grow girl!
7. Just give it time – I’ll grow on you!
8. I’d love to give a flowery speech about how special you are.
9. I’d always pick you first. 
10. Iris you a happy day.
11. Ay poppy!
12. I lilac you a lot!
13. If I had a trillium dollars, I’d spend it all on you!
14. Thistle be the best day ever!
15. You had me at aloe. 
16. You’re simply iris-istible!
17. Please poppy past and say hi.
18. You’ve got to be the prettiest girl in the cosmos!
19. My love for you continues to blossom
20. I miss you, call me flora chat!

More Blooming Flower Puns

1. Read my tulips!
2. Life should be lived in full bloom!
3. Thanks a bunch for these lovely flowers. 
4. It’s time to put petal to the metal. 
5. Here comes the sunflowers. 
6. What in carnation?
7. Last bud not least.
8. I’d like to settle this once and flor-al!
9. Iris you only happiness!
10. I love you a lily more each and every day. 
11. That’s just ranunculus!
12. You grow girl!
13. Peony for you thoughts?
14. Here’s a toast to my best bud.
15. I’m so proud to be y-orchid!
16. She truly rose to the occasion. 
17. You’ll surely rue the day!
18. Would you please turnip the radio so I can listen to the news?
19. Oopsie daisy!
20. You’re my best friend in the world, orchid you not!

Flower Puns That Offer Budding Advice

1. The time has come to turnip over a new page. 
2. Good friends should always root for one another.
3. Never stop beleafing. 
4. If you can’t be nice – leaf. 
5. Remember that cactus makes perfect.
6. Everything will be A-Bouquet in the end.
7. Every new daisy should be appreciated to the full. 
8. Rose over bros. 
9. Mums the world.
10. Every peony saved is a peony earned. 
11. Every dogwood will get its day. 
12. Every rose has its hawthorn. 
13. Be careful not to fall at the last myrtle. 
14. One should regularly take stalk of life. 
15. Impatiens is a bad personality trait. 
16. The trick when you’ve pollen is to get right back up. 
17. Always remember: April showers bring Mayflowers. 
18. Never sow your seeds with that of a garden criminal. 
19. We all just need some-bud-y to love. 
20. Never be afraid to make someone’s daisy. 

Darling Flower Puns For Today 

1. What do you get when you cross Lassie with a daisy? A collie-flower.
2. How do florists earn their keep? By petaling their goods. 
3. Did you hear about the time Simba the lion got all dressed up? Everybody thought he looked like a real dandy-lion. 
4. What did the big flower call the small flower? His favorite little bud. 
5. What’s the best way to impress a hydrangea? Compliment her with flowery language. 
6. What do you call it when two young flowers fall in love? A budding romance. 
7. What did the flower tell her sick friend? Iris you a speedy recovery.
8. What did the romantic flower tell his girlfriend? I’ve loved you ever since our tulips just met. 
9. Why did the young flower fall head over heels in love with his friend? Ever since she came into his life, everything started coming up roses.
10. What did the newlywed flower tell his wife? You’re worth your weight in marigolds!

These Flower Puns Will Grow On You

1. All for one, and one floral!
2. You had me at “yellow”, Daisy!
3. Iris my case!
4. I’m so gladiolus you’re in my life. 
5. He’s a real thorn in my side!
6. If it’s bouquet with you, please be my Valentine?
7. Hey buddy, how’s it growing?
8. Oh, snapdragon!
9. You can take it or leaf it.
10. She really knows how to nip trouble in the bud!

You Won’t Be-Leaf These Flower Puns

1. What’s a grandpa flower called? A poppy.
2. What did the flower say to his son before the big game? I’ll be right here rooting for you!
3. What did the flower do when he got caught lying? He back-petal-ed. 
4. What’s it like to attend a dinner party with boring flowers? It’s like pollen teeth. 
5. Why do plants make the best chefs? Because they’re so succulent. 
6. What’s a flower’s favorite drink? Rosé. 
7. What do flowers study in college? They study STEM.
8. Did you hear about the flower who got injured in a hit and run? She was leafed for dead. 
9. What do you say when you want a flower to drive a bit faster? Floret!
10. Did you hear about the lazy flower who got his act together? All he needed was a kick in the bud. 
11. Why did the flower not get a second date with his sweetheart? He was garden variety.
12. What is a flower’s favorite vegetable? Cauliflower. 
13. Where do flowers find accommodation? At the local bud and breakfast.
14. What did the flower say to her estranged husband? You give love a bud name!
15. What did the alien flower say when trying to make contact with earth? Is there any-bud-y out there?
16. Why did the flower go to the doctor? She was feeling a bit light-headed and daisy. 
17. What did the therapist say to the flower after their session? This has been a fruitful session!
18. Why did the flower get fired from his job? Because he was often absent without leaf.
19. Why was the flower so proud of his daughter? Because she’d florist into an intelligent young woman. 
20. What did the flower ask her cleaner? Are you sure you cleaned everywhere? Because this florist still dirty.
21. What did the towing foreman tell his worker flowers? We simply don’t have enough pollen power. 

We really rose to the occasion with our pun-tastic list of flower puns. Puns really have the flower to make the world a better place!