101 Tree Puns That Make You Bark Out Loud

Wooden you just love sharing out tree-mendous puns with your friends? But we warned – some of these tree puns are unbe-leaf-ably funny!

These Tree Puns Are A Real Tree-t!

1. What did the tree do when it lost its job in the bank? It started its own branch. 
2. Why do Christmas Trees have difficulty sowing? They keep dropping their needles!
3. How do coniferous trees get ready to go on a date? They spruce themselves up!
4. From which Canadian city do all trees hail? Mon-tree-al. 
5. What’s the worst crime in the kingdom of trees? Tree-son.
6. Which tree is the most pensive? The ponder-osa. 
7. What’s a tree’s favorite beverage? Root beer.
8. Why did the tree need to take a nap? For-rest.
9. Why was the weeping willow so sad? Because it watched a sappy movie. 
10. How can you tell when a tree doesn’t know? It shrubs.
11. How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink? It won’t stop trunk-texting its ax. 
12. What’s a tree’s favorite radio station? The one playing all the poplar hits. 
13. What’s the best way to make a tree laugh? Crack an acorn-y joke.
14. What’s a tree’s favorite subject at school? Geome-tree. 
15. How did the sapling get lost? It took the wrong root home.
16. Where do saplings go to learn to read and write? Elemen-tree school. 
17. Why did the fig tree struggle to get in shape? It couldn’t stick to a proper root-ine. 
18. What’s a tree’s favorite sort of holiday? A wilderness re-tree-t. 
19. Why did the saplings in class hate taking tests? Because they were stumped by the answers!
20. What did the tree say to the police detective? I’m innocent and you’re barking up the wrong tree!

Wooden You Know! Hilarious Tree Puns 

1. The pine tree said her favorite singer is Spruce Springsteen. 
2. Having a pet tree is a lot like having a pet dog. It’s only that its bark is quieter. 
3. That old oak tree just can’t make up its mind. It’s so undeciduous!
4.  There’s no chopping down trees in China. They just chopsticks. 
5. The only way to properly identify a dogwood tree is by its bark. 
6. The fig tree told the palm tree that she wasn’t looking for anything serious. She said she wanted no twigs attached. 
7. The tulip is the official state tree for Indiana, Tennessee, and Kentucky. That’s because it’s poplar. 
8. Trees are great at networking. They’re constantly branching out. 
9. The old man said the small boy cut down a tree by staring at it. He said he saw the whole thing with his own eyes. 
10. Tommy made a car out of the wood of a tree. But since it had a wooden engine, it wooden go. 
11. “Don’t worry,” said the dentist to the tree, “we’ll soon get to the root of the problem”.
12. The little tree knew he would have to work hard to become as successful as his illus-tree-ous father. 
13. The tree is a successful glue-maker. His product is indus-tree-al strength. 
14. Both countries had agreed to sign the tree-ty. 
15. The young tree told his friends how he had met the love of his life on Timber. 

Tree Puns Make For Great Dia-Log

1. He went through many trials and tree-bulations getting his Christmas-tree business off the ground. 
2. Good things tend to come in trees. 
3. No amount of world play and repartree in the world could ever tire me!
4. The two poplars were merely making pleasan-trees. 
5. Remember to pack your toile-trees!
6. The regis-tree is responsible for issuing agricultural licences. 
7. The poul-tree industry can be cruel. 
8. Aus-tree-a is a truly beautiful coun-tree.
9. I don’t appreciate religious ex-tree-mism. 
10. The circui-tree is running way too hot!
11. The baker’s pan-tree is larger than our entire house!
12. I just love long walks in the coun-tree-side. 
13. The judge ruled his comments undeniably deroga-tree. 
14. It’s a bit of a mys-tree to me!
15. Pot-tree really gets my creative juices flowing. 
16. He’s only rich because he won the lot-tree. 
17. Flat-tree will get you everywhere!
18. Some actually prefer a soli-tree existence. 
19. Many die-tree experts recommend a plant-based diet. 
20. Stand-up desks are great – they help us become less seden-tree. 

Tree-Fic Tree Puns 

1. It’s great to be poplar.
2. I know fir sure!
3. Wood you help me?
4. What’s a date’s do when it makes a mistake? A face palm.
5. I wish something fun wood come along.
6. Yew make me happy.
7. Oakay let’s go!
8. Trees aren’t interesting. their in-tree-guing.
9. These tree puns are qualitree.
10. I’m rooting for you.

You Won’t Be-Leaf These Tree Puns 

1. Why is it a bad idea to invite trees to a party? Because they never want to leaf. 
2. What’s the only kind of tree that has hands? A palm tree.
3. What’s a palm tree’s favorite dog? A Palmeranian. 
4. What do you get when you cross a pine tree and a pig? A pork-u-pine. 
5. Why don’t pine trees enjoy salad? Because they’re all coniferous. 
6. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple. 
7. Yesterday I saw my cat nibbling on the Christmas tree. Today she’s coughing up fir balls. 
8. Why are Christmas trees so fond of dreaming about the future? Because the presents beneath them. 
9. Why did the tree get arrested by the police? Because he was running an illegal online logging business. 
10. What did the tree on spring break want to know? Where all the birches were at!
11. Why do trees dislike riddles? Because it’s too easy to get stumped!
12. What did the sapling say to the bullies at school? Leaf me alone!
13. Which tree is most successful at playing equestrian sport? The horse chestnut. It conkers all its opposition. 
14. Why was the cat scared of the big oak? Because of its bark. 
15. Why do young trees enjoy watching Star Trek? Because they love hearing about the Captain’s log. 
16. What did the sapling wear to the pool party? His swimming trunks. 
17. What do trees wear in winter? Their fir coats. 
18. What do trees of justice hate most of all? Un-fir-ness. 
19. What’s an athletic tree’s favorite event? The tree-athlon. 
20. What’s a tree’s least favorite month of the year? Sep-timber. 

We Coniferd Long About These Tree Puns

1. May the forest be with you!
2. I wood love to hear even more tree puns.
3. My mom told me to quit making up tree puns. But she ain’t the balsa me!
4. Please don’t ask me for any more tree puns. Acacia haven’t noticed, I’m all out!
5. We fern-lee believe our tree puns to be quali-tree. 
6. That poor sap just couldn’t keep up with all my puns about trees. 
7. Wooden TVs are no good. Everything is paper-view. 
8. Trees without teeth are called gumtrees. 
9. Palm trees are really handy!
10. The tree with the sore back when in search of lumbar support. 

Wood You Call These Tree Puns?

1. What do you call a tree full of armed infants? An infant tree. 
2. Did you hear about the sapling that got held back a year at school? He only knew twigonometry. 
3. What does a fruit tree do before growing fruit? It pre-pears. 
4. How do you get a one-armed monkey to come out of a coconut tree? By waving at him. 
5. How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan? One Oak-inawa. 
6. What is going out with a palm tree called? A date. 

We sure hope you didn’t find our puns about trees too sappy. Because that would truly have us stumped!