We penned these ice puns down quick before they slipped our minds. And once you’re done shooting the freeze, we know you’ll be ready to chill.
These Ice Puns Nearly Slipped Away
- At first, I was upset about kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen floor. But now, it’s all just water under the fridge.
- With all this cold weather we’ve been having, we’re a single typo away from having icy toads all over the city!
- I once froze a dollar in a block of ice. Now that’s what I call cold hard cash!
- Experimenting with thin ice has its advantages. It’s the best way to achieve a breakthrough.
- I don’t get mad when my ice house falls apart. Igloo it back together.
- I came up with a great pun about ice a while ago. The only problem is that it’s since slipped my mind.
- I never complained that time I slipped and fell on the ice. I just give everyone the cold shoulder.
- A frozen pond is the best place to make friends out of strangers. It’s a great place for breaking the ice.
- That ice cube has some real anger issues. First it boils with anger, then it lets off some steam.
- The owner of the ice cream parlor has a great side hustle. He’s a sundae school teacher.
Did You Snow? Ice Puns
- Why are there so many issues down at the ice rink? The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
- What’s the best thing to do when you’re choking on an ice cube? Wait a melting moment.
- Why is Ice Cube the best rapper? His rhymes are cool as ice.
- Why did the ice cube allow himself to sit in a corner and just melt away? Because he felt so isolated.
- Did you hear about the day the ice cube escaped from the freezer? It was a well thawed-out plan.
- What’s the most effective way to make an ice cube melt faster? Get into a heated argument.
- Why did the little ice cube have so many friends? Because he was so cool.
- What did the icicle say to the snow cone? Why’d you have to go all soft on me?
- How do you defend yourself against zombie snowmen? Wait for them to thaw-l over.
- Why should you never marry a snowman? Because they’re usually very flaky.
- What do you call a snowman who refuses to pay for dinner? A cheap skate.
- Did you hear about the ski trip gone wrong? It started out great, but it was all downhill from there.
- What do snowmen ride instead of bicycles? Icicles!
- Why did the bodybuilder get a tattoo of Frosty on his stomach? Because he wanted an abdominal snowman.
- What is the past tense of icy? I thaw.
- Jack got told they were going sledding, but then they went skiing instead. He says he feels he was mis-sled.
- What’s an ice cube’s favorite meal? Brr-eakfast.
- Why do snowmen get injured so easily when playing sports? Because they refuse to warm up!
- Why do snowmen make poor therapists? Because they’re forever having a meltdown.
- Did you hear about the snowman who got kidnapped? He was being held by vichillante.
- What did the frozen chili say? I’m a little chill.
- How did the snowman recognize his friend? Takes one to snow one.
- How do sheets of ice say goodbye? Bye-cicle.
- What do icicles sing on birthdays? Freeze a jolly good fellow…
- What happens when it’s icy in the mountains? You head for the chills!
Twice as N-Ice Puns
- Be chill, my beating heart!
- You must live in an igloo. Because you’re so cool!
- I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt!
- I glove you!
- You work winters for my heart!
Icy Dead-Pun Jokes
- It’s so cold outside, I would chill for a cup of tea right now!
- Ice and easy does it!
- I’m a straight arrow. I call ‘em as icy ‘em.
- Nobody ended up getting that job down at the ice rink. There was a hiring freeze.
- There’s snow place like home.
- The snuggle is real.
- It was love at frost sight.
- I woke up in a winter punderland.
- Winter is not a good time for a wedding. Many grooms get cold feet!
- There’s snow business like snow business.
Ice Puns For a Winter Punderland
- Everyone’s a winter!
- The winter takes all.
- The Winternet of Things.
- The new business in town is looking for winterns.
- It’s a weird and winterful world we live in.
- Why did Dracula take cold medicine last winter? To stop his coffin.
- That’s a real rebel. He eats spring rolls in winter.
- Winter isn’t to be trusted. It colds a front.
- Being wished a happy winter leaves me cold.
- Don’t invite a snowman to a party, he’ll be a snow show.
Ice Puns For Weathering Winter
- The weather forecast was for a cold and rainy day. Sure enough, it was an ice day instead.
- I saw a snowman searching a bag of carrots earlier. He was picking his nose.
- I honestly prefer cold weather. But only to a certain degree.
- The cold will eventually come, weather we like it or not.
- The best place to be when it’s cold is in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees.
Ice Cream When I Hear These Ice Puns
- The reason ice cream is because you’re driving me crazy.
- Hey, did you hear the latest scoop?
- Anything is popsicle to those who believe.
- Cone-gratulations on your birthday!
- I’m my cone worst enemy.
- It’s just another manic sundae.
- May your birthday be gelato fun!
- The forecast today said sunny with a chance of sprinkles.
- You’re my one and cone-ly!
- That cone is as long as a month of sundaes!
- Cream never pays!
- He committed the perfect cream.
- How dare you disorbet a direct order?
- When I die, my wish is to be creamated.
- Anything you cone do, I cone do better.
- That ice cream is afraid of his cone shadow.
- Winter is just around the coner.
- I just hate his non-chill-ant attitude!
- Women and chill-dren first please.
- Freeze a jolly good fellow!
These Ice Puns Are Cool
- I went on a first date to the ice rink but was asked to leave. Apparently it’s not the right place to be breaking the ice.
- My hipster friend discovered winter sports weren’t really his thing. I went skating before it was cool.
- My friend Cinderella is rubbish at skating. I’m not surprised – her coach was a real pumpkin.
- Everybody knows the hardest thing about ice skating is the ice.
- The guys at the ice shop told me my balance was outstanding. I never realized that they had watched me skate!
- A couple of my friends went to a shop selling skiing gear at half price. I think they’re cheapskates!
- We were going to go ice skating without skates, but I got cold feet.
- I was planning an ice-skating party, but unfortunately it fell through.
- I took my psychic girlfriend ice skating, but she fell through the ice! Luckily, Claire’s buoyant.
- Apparently, there weren’t enough lifeboats on the Titanic. But that was just the tip of the iceberg!
- Sitting on the ice for too long would give anyone polaroids!
- I scraped ice off my windshield using my store loyalty card. Only got 10% off.
- When you’re cold all alone, you’re ice-olated.
- Snowmen only go shopping in the vegetable aisle when they’re looking for a new nose.
- A snowman’s favorite mode of transport is his bicicle.
Bonus Ice Puns
What does a judge do? Make sure just-ice is served!
What does Jack Frost drive? A tr-icicle!
We snow-p you enjoyed our ice puns. They’re not all flaky, after all!