101 Space Puns That Are Out of This World

Our space puns will have you over the moon. Go on, read on! We promise, they’ll rocket your world.

These Space Puns Are Stellar 

1. Burgers always taste better in space because they’re much meteor.
2. It really isn’t that Sirius!
3. Not everyone looks good in a space suit, but I think I’ll rocket.
4. Puns about space are the best. I’ll never over-comet. 
5. The astronaut really put the alien through its spaces. 
6. Never spill your cup of tea in space. You’ll be left with a crying saucer!
7. You’d better shuttle up and get moving, or else we’ll be late. 
8. Don’t feel sad! Saturn that frown upside down!
9. Getting lost in space is asking for hubble. 
10. Jupiter double check your facts.
11. Felines love hanging out in space. There’s so much cat-mosphere!
12. Never be slow to apollo-gise if you did something wrong.
13. Get outer my space!
14. The alien over there is always winning! He must have a space up his sleeve.
15. All anyone ever wants is a space in the sun.
16. Life is a space against time.
17. Failing to planet, is planning to fail.
18. I’m feeling panicked! I have no planet B!
19. Even the best laid planets sometimes fail.
20. I’d hate to burst your hubble. 

These Space Puns Are Astronomical

1. Why did the astronaut get fired from his job? Because he was spacing out at work.
2. I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. My mom says my hopes are high. 
3. What do astronauts listen to on the radios of spaceships? Neptunes. 
4. What did the astronaut say after he crashed into the planet? He Apollo-gized. 
5. What do astronauts use for social media when orbiting earth? Spacebook. 
6. How do you get an astronaut’s baby to fall asleep? You rocket.
7. What do the papers do when an astronaut dies? They run an orbituary. 
8. Why did the astronaut never marry? Because he wanted to propose but didn’t know how to planet.
9. Why are astronauts such great poets? Because they write the most heartfelt sonnets in the uni-verse.
10. What do astronauts who are on diet drink? Sate-lite beer. 
11. What’s an astronaut’s favorite song? Bridge over hubbled waters.
12. What’s an astronaut’s favorite food? Hubble and squeak. 
13. Why did the astronaut’s claim get thrown out of court? Because the judge said it was an open and shut space. 
14. What do astronauts sing when they go to church? Amazing Space.
15. Why do astronauts do what they do? Because they’re in love with the thrill of the space. 
16. How do astronauts decide what to do in emergencies? They evaluate all emergencies on a space-by-space basis. 

We Love To Revisit These Space Puns

1. What should you do if you see a green alien? Wait until its ripe enough to gobble up!
2. What did the aliens say to the measuring cup? Take us to your liter.
3. Why haven’t aliens come to our solar systems? They read the reviews: One star.
4. Why do aliens refuse to eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
5. What did the alien say to the tree? Take me to your weeder.
6. Why do the aliens not enjoy dining out on the moon? Because there’s no atmosphere. 
7. Where do aliens park their spaceships? At a parking meteor. 
8. What’s an alien’s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar. 
9. Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed some space. 
10. How do aliens harvest their crops? With tractor beams. 
11. What do aliens say to cats? Take me to your litter. 
12. What should you give to a nervous alien? Lots of space!
13. Where do aliens go to shop? To the department star. 
14. What’s an alien’s favorite animal? They have two: Kangaroos and Koalas. They’re both mars-upials!
15. Why did the alien ask to see his therapist? Because he had hit rocket bottom. 
16. Why did the alien visit the podiatrist? Because he had missile-toe. 

Spacey Space Puns

1. Care to join me in outer space? No pressure!
2. I think you’re stellar.
3. I’m over the moon we’re friends.
4. Comet me, and we’ll go on an adventure.
5. I like to observe things in crater detail.
6. My entire world revolves around you!
7. Would you like to join me for launch?
8. You’re like the sun, you sure brighten my day.
9. I’d like to reach new flights. 
10. You’re my sun, moon, and stars.

Space Puns For Earthlings

1. Does the earth make fun of the other planets for having no life?
2. I really love the way the earth rotates. It makes my day!
3. Growing your own garden will bring forth peas on earth.
4. Happy b-earth day! May today be out of this world!
5. Life really is a song earth singing. 
6. A picture of our planet is earth a thousand words.
7. Why is life on earth so expensive? Because it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
8. Why is earth never asked to sing in a talent competition? Because it can’t carry a moon.  
9. Some puns about earth are absolutely terra-ble!
10. Planet earth is really good at keeping us all grounded. 
11. Earth is very well rounded and extremely cultured!

These Are As Bright As The Pun

1. I was up all night wondering where the sun went. And then it suddenly dawned on me.
2. What happens to nitrogen at sunrise? It becomes day-trogen. 
3. Why did the sun never go to college? It already had thousands of degrees. 
4. Why is bread a lot like the sun? It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist. 
5. Why should you never give the sun a gun? Because it will become a shooting star.
6. Why did the sun want to go down to the lake? Because it wanted to go fission. 
7. Did you hear about the man who keeps on running up to people and blocking their sun? The police describe him as a shady character. 
8. Why does the sun go down at the end of each day? Because it’s set in its ways. 
9. What did the sun say to earth on New Year’s Eve? Let’s have another round, shall we?
10. Why wouldn’t the moon attend the sun’s funeral? Because it wasn’t a mourning person. 
11. Why should you never look at the sun through a colander? You’ll only end up straining your eyes. 
12. How often do the moon and sun go on a date? Every once in a pluto moon.
13. Half the sun is the journey getting there!
14. Why did the sun feel afraid? Because the planets were suddenly singing a different moon.

These Space Puns Are Lunar-cy!

1. What did the astronaut say when nobody laughed at his moon jokes? I guess you had to be there.
2. How can you tell when the moon is broke? When it’s down to its last quarter.
3. Which is closer, Mexico or the moon? The moon. You can’t see Mexico from here, can you?
4. What do little moons love to read? Comet books.
5. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was already full.
6. What do you call an insect on the moon? A lunar-tick. 
7. How do you know the man on the moon is bald? Because he has no air.
8. Why is the moon such an affordable place to live? Because you can always buy now, pay crater.
9. What game do kids who live on the moon play? Finders, kuipers. 
10. What did the moon’s girlfriend decide to marry him? Because he’s a moon after her own heart!
11. Where does the moon go to complain about his job? To upper moon-agement. 
12. Why does the moon and sun get along so splendidly? Because they have many com-moon interests. 
13. Why is the moon considered so kind? Because he’s into performing random wax of kindness. 
14. How can you tell when the moon has lost weight? When he’s suddenly able to titan his belt. 

That’s a wrap for our space puns this time round. We trust the experience has been as out of this world for you as it’s been for us!