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101 Love Puns That Are A Match Made In Heaven

We absolutely heart love puns. And we’re sure you’ll fall for our list of 101 that are perfect for sharing with family and friends…

Love Puns With An Animal Appeal

  1. I can name a chameleon reasons why I love you so much!
  2. I know there are other fish in the sea, but I’ve already found my sole mate. 
  3. No-bunny compares to you!
  4. It makes me happy to know that you’re my significant otter. 
  5. Will you spend some koala-ty time with me please?
  6. No kitten! You’re the cat’s meow!
  7. I consider it my life’s porpoise to make you happy. 
  8. I’ll dolphinately love you to the end of time. 
  9. I whale always love you.
  10. Owl always love you. 
  11. You are bear-y adorable!
  12. Now that you know I love you purry much, I guess the cat’s out of the bag!
  13. I’m so fawned of you. 
  14. Life without you sure would be doggone ruff!
  15. You’re my tweetheart. 
  16. I’m o-fish-ally in love with you. 
  17. You’re so turtle-ly awesome!
  18. I love you! You give me butterflies. 
  19. Oh honey, you’re un-bee-lievable!

Foodie Good Love Puns

  1. You and I make a great pear!
  2. I cherry-ish you from the bottom of my heart. 
  3. I know this is extra cheesy, but you have a large pizza my heart. 
  4. I love you smore and smore each day. 
  5. Our time together is like a hot dog. I relish it!
  6. You’re my butter half for sure. 
  7. You’ve got me wonton more love from you. 
  8. I love you from the top of my head tomatoes. 
  9. I really love you a latte. 
  10. Olive you berry berry much!
  11. I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic. 
  12. I love you – pho real!
  13. Words cannot even espresso how much I love you. 
  14. I love you a hole lot. I doughnut want to merely glaze over the fact. 
  15. Are you sure you’re not peanut butter? Because you turn my knees to jelly. 
  16. I’ve bean thinking about you a lot. 
  17. We’re like two peas in a pod. 
  18. You latte up my life!
  19. I’m bananas for you!
  20. You’re my cup of tea. 
  21. I’m nuts about you. You really help me to come out of my shell. 
  22. Muffin will ever come between us. 
  23. I know you enjoy bubble gum, so why don’t you chew on this: I love you!
  24. Life with you is always sweet. 
  25. You sure do sweeten my days. 
  26. I love you a waffle lot!

Love Puns And Marriage

  1. My wife says I’m a sceptic. I don’t believe a word of it!
  2. Did you hear about the invisible man who married the invisible woman? Their kids didn’t look like them at all!
  3. Why is marriage so popular? Because the word “marriage” has a nice ring to it. 
  4. Did you hear about the two florists who wed? The word on the street is it was an arranged marriage. 
  5. What type of marriage is most likely to fail? Those viewed as a matter of wife and debt. 
  6. Why did the woman say yes when the man asked her to marry him? She found his proposal very engaging. 
  7. Did you hear about the two cannon balls that got married? They ended up having BBs. 
  8. Did you hear about the two pianists who got married? They were always in a chord. 
  9. What did the Black Widow say to her latest mate? I met my last husband on the web!
  10. Why didn’t the gardener’s sweetheart want to get married? She said he was too rough around the hedges. 
  11. Why did the violinist want to split from his wife? He was tired of always having to play second fiddle. 
  12. Did you hear about the married couple who went to the fancy dress party as a barcode? They were an item. 
  13. Did you hear about the couple that got married by candlelight? Their marriage only lasted a wick. 
  14. Why are most rescue helicopter pilots already married? Because they’ve got the most successful pick-up lines!
  15. Why are baseball players so good at meeting new people? Because they’re great at hitting it off!

You’ll Fall Hard For These Puns

  1. Why is it so great to love a goalie? Because they’re all keepers. 
  2. Did you hear about the two vampires who went on a date? It was love at first bite. 
  3. What did one boat say to the other? You think you’d be up for a little row-mance? 
  4. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because even though it may feel like a perfect match, love means nothing to them. 
  5. Why should you never fall in love with a pastry chef? Because they’ll only end up dessert-ing you!
  6. How do ghosts refer to their sweethearts? They call them their ghoul-friends. 
  7. What do you call two birds who have fallen in love? Tweethearts!
  8. What did the guy with the broken leg tell his nurse? That he had a crutch on her!
  9.  How did the telephone propose marriage to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring. 
  10. What type of fish is the most romantic? A sole mate

Puns That Hit The Spot

  1. You make me feel all warm inside. I think I lava you!
  2. I think you’re dandelion!
  3. This must be your sweater. Because I’m sure it’s made out of husband material. 
  4. Is your name Autumn? Because I’m falling in love with you. 
  5. We’ve got such a great connection. You’re definitely Wi-Fi material!
  6. Are you a bowling ball? ‘Cos you’re right up my alley!
  7. Baby, I wood never leaf you!
  8. I really dig you a hole lot. 
  9. Are you in the same science class as me? Because we’ve got great chemistry. 
  10. I know this is corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing!
  11. You must be royalty because you’re the queen of my heart. 
  12. Are you glue? Because I wanna stick with you!
  13. Are you a geologist? Because your love rocks my world. 
  14. You’re a loveable cutie 3.14159265359.
  15. I married a seamstress. We’re perfectly suited for each other. 
  16. I don’t wanna start a war, but yoda only one for me!
  17. I love you watts! We’ve got electricity. 
  18. You can write me love letters in any font you like. You’re my type!
  19. I find you so a-peeling. In fact, I go bananas when I think of you. 
  20. What did the cow say to his girlfriend? Baby don’t herd me. 

You Gotta Heart These Puns 

  1. I really aorta tell her how much I love her. 
  2. I “lub” you!
  3. I followed my heart all the way to you. 
  4. I can heartly wait to see you again!
  5. Are you a defibrillator? Because you’re sending shocks to my heart!
  6. You can live rent-free in my heart!
  7. Are you a locksmith? Because you’re the only one with a key to my heart. 
  8. Every piece of you is sweet!
  9. Are you a pacemaker? Because you keep my heart beating!
  10. There’s so mushroom in my heart for you!

Feeling the love yet? We hope you enjoyed our collection of love puns. And remember, sharing is caring!