Puns truly are a bacon of hope in a world in need of laughter. And especially so when they’re about pigs. We promise our 101 pig puns won’t boar you. Gammon then – pig in!
Pig Puns To Pig Out On
We really went the whole hog with these….
- Why are pigs such awful basketball players? Because they keep hogging the ball!
- What’s the quickest way to get a pig to the hospital? By calling them an ham-bulance.
- What do you call a laundromat exclusively for pigs? Hogwash!
- What do you call a pig with a sore throat? Disgruntled.
- How do pigs send top secret messages? They write in invisible oink.
- What do you get when you cross a cactus and a pig? A poky-pine!
- What do piglets do after school? They do their hamwork.
- Why do pigs enjoy visiting the casino? They love playing the slop machines.
- What do piglets do for entertainment? They watch Netflix and swill.
- Why are pigs never lonely? Because they’re constantly making new pen pals.
- Why was the naughty little piglet whining all the time? Because he was boared.
- What happened when the pigs broke their pen? They had to use their pencils!
- What’s the best thing for a pig with an itch? Oinkment.
- Did you hear about the pig that won the lottery? He’s filthy rich!
- What do you call a pig who drives around without paying attention to the road? A real road hog!
- What did the pig cry out when the wolf grabbed hold of his tail? That’s the end of me!
- How do pigs celebrate February the 14th? They go to a Valenswines dinner!
- What do you call a pig who likes to gossip? A nosey porker.
- How do pigs say hello and goodbye to family and friends? With a lot of hogs and kisses!
- What do you call a pig who gets all his homework wrong? Mistaken bacon.
Sty-lish Pig Puns
- I read a story about pigs. It didn’t take very long for me to find a twist in the tale.
- It was so hot, the little pig said he felt like he was bacon.
- One of the important pigs in town owns a pawn shop. He named it “Ham Hocks”.
- Pigs make terrible runners. They can only trotter slowly.
- Robbing a bank with a pig for a partner is never a good idea. They always end up squealing!
- That pig is into stealing other people’s stuff. He’s a hamburglar!
- The little piglet said he was always hungry because his sister kept hogging his food.
- The piglet wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day. Sow he threw a party.
- I was hambushed by a group of pigs that jumped from behind a tree!
- All the strongest athletes compete at the Olympigs.
You’ll Crackle At These Pug Puns
- Why did Papa Pig suddenly stop the car? Because the piglets wouldn’t stop swining!
- What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop.
- What do you call a pig who does a lot for the benefit of others? A philanthropig!
- Why did the pig leave her boyfriend? She said he was a big boar.
- What do you get when a pig strains a muscle? Pulled pork.
- Why was the pig no longer allowed to play on the football team? Because he played dirty.
- What should you do when encountering a tired little piglet? Offer him a piggyback ride home!
- What do pigs enjoy dressing up as at Halloween? Frankenswine!
- What’s another name for a Spanish pig? A porque!
- What did Mama Pig ask her piglets after school? Hoofeels hungry?
Sow What? Pig Puns
- I love bacon. Sow what?
- Will you stop hogging all the food?!
- We really went the whole hog out there.
- I’m boared out of my brains!
- I love to shower my mom with hogs and kisses.
- He’s a real devil’s advocate. A piggy in the middle!
- I’m not really a people porcine.
- I’m a dog porcine!
- Never take anything for grunted.
- The piglets missed the bus and had to hoof it home.
- I’m afraid sow.
- Even sow…
- I honestly hope sow!
- How sow?
- Not sow fast!
- I guess sow.
- Winter is snout really my kind of weather.
- It’s snout as if I don’t eat bacon!
- Hoofinished the bacon?
- The good-looking boar is really piggy when choosing what to wear.
Crackling Good Pig Puns
- Nobody likes a pig who wallows in self-pity!
- I think it’s time for a good bottle of swine.
- The pig who won the lotto is so rich he’s wallowing in money!
- Quit swining! We’re nearly there.
- I enjoy getting big old boar hugs!
- The little piglet complained about being boared stiff in math class.
- He really boars the pants off of me.
- That pig is a real liar. What he says is utter hogwash!
- The road hog was swerving across all the lanes!
- Squealing won’t get you anywhere.
- Sow on and sow forth.
- Just as you sow, sow too you shall reap.
- He’s a married boar and no longer sowing his wild oats.
- The hard-headed pig was bristling with rage!
- I love pop and don’t really duroc.
- There’s no instant oinkment for a broken heart.
- The boar is a reliable family-man. He brings home the bacon every month.
- Those two pigs have a marriage of convenience. One could even call it a ham marriage.
- Guinea pigs are the least expensive of all pigs.
- Funny pigs really should be kept in a pig pun!
Pig Puns To Pork About
- He’s so ham-fisted he couldn’t even catch a sleeping pig!
- That old pen was a real pig’s ear.
- The old boar was unhappy about having bought a pig in the poke.
- That treacherous old sow enjoys baking porky pies!
- He said he’d eat less and lose weight when pigs fly.
- It was all pigs in clover in the happy pen.
- You can’t put lipstick on a pig!
- Never cast your pearls before an ungrateful swine.
- My favourite snack is pig-in-the-blanket.
Celebrity Pig Puns
- Artist Francis Bacon
- Miss Piggy (Muppets)
- Peppa Pig
- Piggy Pop
- Piglet (Winnie the Pooh’s best friend)
- Ben Swiller
- Pigthagoras
- Babe
Pig Pun Songs
- Pink Fairies – Pigs of Uranus
- Neil Diamond – Cracklin’ Rosie
- Black Sabbath – War Pigs
- Beatles White Album – Piggies
We could share many more pig puns with you, but we’d rasher not, lest we start becoming a bit of a boar! Hope you enjoyed these porkers!