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101 Pig Puns To Make You Squeal With Laughter

Puns truly are a bacon of hope in a world in need of laughter. And especially so when they’re about pigs. We promise our 101 pig puns won’t boar you. Gammon then – pig in! 

Pig Puns To Pig Out On

We really went the whole hog with these….

  1. Why are pigs such awful basketball players? Because they keep hogging the ball!
  2. What’s the quickest way to get a pig to the hospital? By calling them an ham-bulance. 
  3. What do you call a laundromat exclusively for pigs? Hogwash!
  4. What do you call a pig with a sore throat? Disgruntled. 
  5. How do pigs send top secret messages? They write in invisible oink. 
  6. What do you get when you cross a cactus and a pig? A poky-pine!
  7. What do piglets do after school? They do their hamwork. 
  8. Why do pigs enjoy visiting the casino? They love playing the slop machines.
  9. What do piglets do for entertainment? They watch Netflix and swill. 
  10. Why are pigs never lonely? Because they’re constantly making new pen pals. 
  11. Why was the naughty little piglet whining all the time? Because he was boared. 
  12. What happened when the pigs broke their pen? They had to use their pencils!
  13. What’s the best thing for a pig with an itch? Oinkment. 
  14. Did you hear about the pig that won the lottery? He’s filthy rich!
  15. What do you call a pig who drives around without paying attention to the road? A real road hog!
  16. What did the pig cry out when the wolf grabbed hold of his tail? That’s the end of me!
  17. How do pigs celebrate February the 14th? They go to a Valenswines dinner!
  18. What do you call a pig who likes to gossip? A nosey porker. 
  19. How do pigs say hello and goodbye to family and friends? With a lot of hogs and kisses!
  20. What do you call a pig who gets all his homework wrong? Mistaken bacon. 

Sty-lish Pig Puns 

  1. I read a story about pigs. It didn’t take very long for me to find a twist in the tale. 
  2. It was so hot, the little pig said he felt like he was bacon. 
  3. One of the important pigs in town owns a pawn shop. He named it “Ham Hocks”. 
  4. Pigs make terrible runners. They can only trotter slowly. 
  5. Robbing a bank with a pig for a partner is never a good idea. They always end up squealing!
  6. That pig is into stealing other people’s stuff. He’s a hamburglar!
  7. The little piglet said he was always hungry because his sister kept hogging his food. 
  8. The piglet wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day. Sow he threw a party. 
  9. I was hambushed by a group of pigs that jumped from behind a tree!
  10. All the strongest athletes compete at the Olympigs. 

You’ll Crackle At These Pug Puns

  1. Why did Papa Pig suddenly stop the car? Because the piglets wouldn’t stop swining!
  2. What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. 
  3. What do you call a pig who does a lot for the benefit of others? A philanthropig!
  4. Why did the pig leave her boyfriend? She said he was a big boar. 
  5. What do you get when a pig strains a muscle? Pulled pork. 
  6. Why was the pig no longer allowed to play on the football team? Because he played dirty. 
  7. What should you do when encountering a tired little piglet? Offer him a piggyback ride home!
  8. What do pigs enjoy dressing up as at Halloween? Frankenswine!
  9. What’s another name for a Spanish pig? A porque!
  10. What did Mama Pig ask her piglets after school? Hoofeels hungry?

Sow What? Pig Puns

  1. I love bacon. Sow what?
  2. Will you stop hogging all the food?!
  3. We really went the whole hog out there. 
  4. I’m boared out of my brains!
  5. I love to shower my mom with hogs and kisses. 
  6. He’s a real devil’s advocate. A piggy in the middle!
  7. I’m not really a people porcine. 
  8. I’m a dog porcine!
  9. Never take anything for grunted. 
  10. The piglets missed the bus and had to hoof it home. 
  11. I’m afraid sow. 
  12. Even sow…
  13. I honestly hope sow!
  14. How sow?
  15. Not sow fast!
  16. I guess sow. 
  17. Winter is snout really my kind of weather. 
  18. It’s snout as if I don’t eat bacon!
  19. Hoofinished the bacon?
  20. The good-looking boar is really piggy when choosing what to wear. 

Crackling Good Pig Puns

  1. Nobody likes a pig who wallows in self-pity!
  2. I think it’s time for a good bottle of swine. 
  3. The pig who won the lotto is so rich he’s wallowing in money!
  4. Quit swining! We’re nearly there. 
  5. I enjoy getting big old boar hugs!
  6. The little piglet complained about being boared stiff in math class. 
  7. He really boars the pants off of me. 
  8. That pig is a real liar. What he says is utter hogwash!
  9. The road hog was swerving across all the lanes!
  10. Squealing won’t get you anywhere. 
  11. Sow on and sow forth. 
  12. Just as you sow, sow too you shall reap. 
  13. He’s a married boar and no longer sowing his wild oats. 
  14. The hard-headed pig was bristling with rage!
  15. I love pop and don’t really duroc. 
  16. There’s no instant oinkment for a broken heart. 
  17. The boar is a reliable family-man. He brings home the bacon every month. 
  18. Those two pigs have a marriage of convenience. One could even call it a ham marriage. 
  19. Guinea pigs are the least expensive of all pigs. 
  20. Funny pigs really should be kept in a pig pun!

Pig Puns To Pork About 

  1. He’s so ham-fisted he couldn’t even catch a sleeping pig!
  2. That old pen was a real pig’s ear. 
  3. The old boar was unhappy about having bought a pig in the poke. 
  4. That treacherous old sow enjoys baking porky pies!
  5. He said he’d eat less and lose weight when pigs fly. 
  6. It was all pigs in clover in the happy pen. 
  7. You can’t put lipstick on a pig!
  8. Never cast your pearls before an ungrateful swine. 
  9. My favourite snack is pig-in-the-blanket. 

Celebrity Pig Puns

  1. Artist Francis Bacon
  2. Miss Piggy (Muppets)
  3. Peppa Pig
  4. Piggy Pop
  5. Piglet (Winnie the Pooh’s best friend)
  6. Ben Swiller
  7. Pigthagoras
  8. Babe

Pig Pun Songs

  1. Pink Fairies – Pigs of Uranus
  2. Neil Diamond – Cracklin’ Rosie
  3. Black Sabbath – War Pigs
  4. Beatles White Album – Piggies

We could share many more pig puns with you, but we’d rasher not, lest we start becoming a bit of a boar! Hope you enjoyed these porkers!