101 Sheep Puns That Are Shear Delight

Feeling a bit sheepish? Don’t feel baaaaad! Our 100 sheep puns are here to sheer you up! Have a laugh with your family and enjoy our baaaa-rilliant sense of humor.

Wooly Hilarious Sheep Pun Jokes

  1. Which American football team do sheep cheer for? The Rams.
  2. What do you get when you cross a rocket and a lamb? A Space Sheep.
  3. Why won’t the dog listen to the farmer’s sheep jokes? Because he herd them all.
  4. What do sheep do on sunny weekends? They have baa-baa-ques.
  5. Did you hear about the sheep farmer who stole money from his customers? He fleeced them all!
  6. What animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t? A baaaa-boon!
  7. Where do lambs take a bath? In the baaaa-th tub.
  8. Why was the sheep eating again? Because he cud.
  9. What cars do sheep like to drive? Lamborghinis.
  10. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly good jumper.
  11. Why did the sheep get a traffic fine? She made an illegal ewe-turn.
  12. What do you call a sheep that can do Judo? Lamb Chop.
  13. Where do sheep go shopping? Woolmart.
  14. What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaad moood.
  15. What football club do sheep like best? Baaaaaaaaa-rcelona.

Ewe’ll Love These Sheep Puns

  1. What is a sheep’s ultimate goal? To wool the world!
  2. What’s A Sheep’s Favorite Singer? Britney Shears!
  3. What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaaa.
  4. What movie do sheep love? Lord of the Rings: Fellowsheep of the Rings.
  5. What’s a sheep’s favorite newspaper? The Wool Street Journal.
  6. What did the deaf barber say to the sheep? I can’t shear you.
  7. What do lambs do after school? They hoof it home.
  8. What do you say when a skunk sprays a sheep? Peeee-ewe.
  9. Why did the eye skip the family reunion? It was always the black sheep of the family!
  10. What computer components do sheep make? The RAM.
  11. What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide.
  12. Where did the sheep like to go on vacation? The Baa-hamas.
  13. Which show do lambs love to watch? Barn-ey and friends.
  14. Who stole the farmer’s hay? A theave.
  15. What do you call a sheep that is always quiet? A shhhhhhheep.

Puns To Go Wooly Over

  1. Accidents wool happen.
  2. That sheep has sailed.
  3. I’d tell you a sheep joke, but it’s baaad…
  4. Go out on a lamb.
  5. Lambs come in all sheeps and sizes.
  6. Due to roads becoming slippery, accidents wool start happening.
  7. Even after days in the bush, we still found him alive and wool.
  8. Time wool tell.
  9. Don’t wool them out.
  10. When the storm started, we knew this was going to be a ca-lamb-ity.
  11. What are ewe going to order for a starter?
  12. On a gloomy day we all need something to shear us up!
  13. The sheep thug was finally apprehended and put behind baas.
  14. Our sweet tooth ensures we love cakes of all sheeps and sizes.
  15. Sometimes when arguing, it can be difficult to ram home the point.
  16. The sheep of things to come.
  17. You herd it here first.
  18. Beware of the sheep! Ewe have been warned!
  19. I make bets with the local farmer on which lambs can jump the highest. I like a good gambol.
  20. The lady sheep was feeling old. She was pasture prime.

Ewe-nique Sheep Puns

  1. What do educated sheep earn? A pedigree.
  2. What do lambs write on their Mother’s Day Cards? I love ewe Mommy!
  3. What movie does sheep love? BAAAAA-TMAN starring Christian Bale of Hay.
  4. What did the farmer say when he saw the dirty, smelly sheep? Ewe.
  5. What do you call 20 sheep on a frozen lake? A flockey team.
  6. What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness.
  7. Why did the sheep scratch his back? It pelt itchy.
  8. What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaa-lerina!
  9. Why do sheep always have bruised toes? They’re always ramming into things!
  10. How do you wish a sheep Merry Christmas? Season’s greetings to ewe!
  11. How do you wish a Spanish sheep Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
  12. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa.
  13. What do sheep sing for birthdays? Happy baathday to Ewe!
  14. Where do sheep go to watch funny videos? Ewe Tube.
  15. Why was the lamb grounded? It had been a baaaaaaaad.
  16. Where do sheep get their wool cut? At the baa-baa shop.
  17. What did the sheep say to his friend? Ewe can count on me.
  18. Did you see the sheep’s report card? It was ram-arkable!
  19. Why did the lamb look for sales? He wanted to find the sheepest price.
  20. What’s a sheep’s favorite element? Baaarium.

Bonus Puns:

  1. What did the polite sheep say while holding the barn door? “After ewe.”
  2. What’s a sheep’s favorite magical creature? An ewe-nicorn.
  3. Where do you find a chef after service? Wolfing down mutton in the kitchen.
  4. Why do sheep get parking tickets? For being baaaad drivers.
  5. Why did the sheep get dressed up? For a masked baah-ll.

Sheep Puns For Friends

  1. Ewe are one in a million.
  2. Wool always be friends.
  3. Baby don’t herd me.
  4. I will always love ewe.
  5. Ewe com-bleat me.
  6. I treasure our relation-sheep.
  7. Shear up, everything wool be alright.
  8. Wool you be my valentine?
  9. Sheep up or ship out.
  10. Our friendship is ewe-nique

Hey Ewe!  Puns for Fun

  1. The lamb always wondered why nobody takes him sheariously.
  2. He was such a baabarian, a wild and wooly character.
  3. Don’t make baaad decisions because you don’t ask for advice! 
  4. I never believed a single word the sheep told me because they were all lying in the road.
  5. The favorite joint for all the lambs in town is Lambrusco.
  6. He was a p-ruminant member of the society.
  7. She looked familiar. I wondered whether I had met herbivore.
  8. I wish I cud hug a lamb!
  9. The rebellious sheep’s favorite song is Baaaaaad to the bone!
  10.  William Sheepspeare – the lesser famous sheep thespian.
  11. High performing sheep are always looking at raising the baaaa…
  12. Ewe wish!
  13. Ewe will be missed.
  14. It’s not ewe, it’s me!
  15. Sheep astronauts study the eweniverse.

The best part about our sheep puns is the shear number of them. Share them with your family and friends and ewe’ll all be laughing together. Bet they haven’t heard these all before!