101 Tea Puns You Must Chai

Turn teatime into laugh time! We’ve got a whole bancha funny puns about tea for your entertainment. Go on, chai them out!

Unbe-Leaf-Ably Funny Puns

  1. Let’s get this par-tea started!
  2. The only dinosaur who ever loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX.
  3. A husband greeted his wife each day with a “Hello there, brew-tea-full!”.
  4. I love to drink tea. It fills my soul with inner tranquili-tea.
  5. The tea drinker always makes the best crafts. Because tea drinkers are so full of creativi-tea!
  6. I’m not sure why, but the barista got all mis-tea-eyed on me when I refused to drink her coffee!
  7. If you spill the Queen’s tea it will be a threat to British sovereign-tea. 
  8. The best drink by far for a long trip is camel-mile tea.
  9. I’ve been visiting the same tea shop for twenty years. Now that’s what I call long-java-tea!
  10. People who enjoy more than three cups of tea per day tend to be quite chat-tea. 

These Puns Sure Are Quali-Tea!

  1. Are you aware the majority of U.S. presidents are left-teas?
  2. The main reason Chinese tea is so good is because it takes a very oolong time to prepare.
  3. Most tea drinkers will not socialize with people who have a poor reputation. It’s not their cup of tea!
  4. If tea can’t fix it, it probably can’t be fixed! Serious-tea!
  5. I’d hate to be everyone’s cup of tea!
  6. When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it.
  7. Hey! I just met you, this is crazy, but here’s my teapot, so brew me maybe!
  8. If tea is the drink of love, then brew on!
  9. It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it sure is sad!
  10. Outspoken tea drinkers often find themselves in hot water.
  11. Steeping too often in the bubble and the boil of the tea kettle clouds my inner eye.
  12. According to Yada, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”
  13. If you decide to invite the Queen for a drink, consider serving her royal-tea.
  14. Football players love tea because it helps them to avoid having a penal-tea during their games.
  15. People who drink tea in the mornings have min-tea fresh breaths. 
  16. Tea-drinkers tend to have a naugh-tea streak. 
  17. The rallying cry of the tea drinker, “You’ve got to fight for your right to par-tea!”
  18. Honest-tea is the best policy!
  19. She’s not at all awkward. In fact, she’s quite flirt-tea.
  20. If you’ve had a type of tea before you may suffer from deja brew!

Mug-nificent Puns 

  1. It’s always best to stay off private proper-tea.
  2. Fishermen will often drink tea in the morning to make them more salt-tea.
  3. Defence lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea. And that’s the guilt-tea!
  4. Successful people often have loft-tea goals.
  5. Astronauts prefer tea because they can appreciate the gravi-tea of the beverage. 
  6. Cat lovers will only ever drink with their kit-tea. 
  7. Man-U fans enjoy drinking tea because they already have all the cups!
  8. Some people drink herbal tea for safe-tea reasons.
  9. The school has a new administrator. She’s told all the facul-tea to drink tea instead of beer. All of them have become tea-totallists! 
  10. Sip sip, hooray!

Let’s Brew Up Some Tea Puns 

  1. Hello, is it tea you’re looking for?
  2. She got the new job because she’s so fies-tea!
  3. Drinking tea gives me sereni-tea. 
  4. Writers rely heavily on their sense of creativi-tea.
  5. You’re my best-tea!
  6. Honest-tea, you’re total-tea tea-riffic!
  7. There’s no need to be so sal-tea around me!
  8. These measures are for the safe-tea of everyone. 
  9. This cup is my personal proper-tea. 
  10. I love herbal tea. It’s so taste-tea!
  11. One should be respectful and always bow down to royal-tea. 
  12. Sweet dreams are made of teas!
  13. Working out is good for you. I just wish it weren’t so tea-dious!
  14. I was so tired I fell a-steep in the middle of the movie. 
  15. Move oolong folks, there’s nothing to tea here!
  16. Don’t chai this at home. 
  17. Some rules are a bit of an earl-grey area. 
  18. Before judging anyone, be sure to walk a chamomile in their shoes. 
  19. Say something. There’s no need to be chai!
  20. Two teacups got married. Now they are together for eterni-tea.
  21. A bear’s favorite tea is koala-tea!

Tea-Riffic Songs

  1. You’re brew-tea-ful. 
  2. Everything I brew, I brew it for you. 
  3. One steep forward, two steeps back. 
  4. Smells like tea spirit. 
  5. Watch me sip, watch me nae nae. 
  6. I to-tea-ly miss you. 
  7. All of my mugs, all of my kisses. 

Famously Punny Tea Names

  1. Bet-tea Davis
  2. Meryl Steep
  3. Mr Tea
  4. Tea-oncé
  5. Tea-na Fey
  6. Tea-na Turner
  7. Tommy Tea Jones
  8. Quentin Taren-tea-no
  9. Justin Tea-ter
  10. Morgan tea-man
  11. Ka-tea Perry
  12. Chrissy Tea-gan
  13. ETea
  14. Chai-ning Tea-tum
  15. Bruce Spring-steep
  16. Chris-tea-na Aguilera
  17. Tea-lor Swift
  18. Cameron Tea-azz
  19. Barbara Chai-sand
  20. Justin Tea-berlake

To-Tea-Ly Awesome Tea Puns

  1. Every journey, no matter how long, begins with a single steep. 
  2. That was one steep too far!
  3. Don’t steep out of line. 
  4. Hey, watch your steep!
  5. G’night, steep tight!
  6. Chinese tea culture has a steep learning curve. 
  7. Have we had this type of tea before? I’m getting déjà-brew!
  8. Oh, stop it! You’re such a teas!
  9. Herbal tea is a great an-tea-oxidant. 
  10. Oil on the floor is just an accident waiting tea happen!
  11. There’s no need to tea yourself in knots. 
  12. Brewing a great cup of tea is so easy, I could do it in my steep!

Aren’t tea puns simply mug-nificent? We certainly think so. Be sure to run oolong and share them with your family because they’re sure to enjoy them brew.