Our puns about flowers are pure mari-gold. And they’re blooming good fun too! We promise – they’ll grow on you till the cows come home. Bud-ding Flower Puns What’s up, buttercup? Life would succ without you! I’m wildflower about you. I promise you that not a daisy will go by without me thinking of you. […]
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101 Tree Puns That Make You Bark Out Loud
Wooden you just love sharing out tree-mendous puns with your friends? But we warned – some of these tree puns are unbe-leaf-ably funny! These Tree Puns Are A Real Tree-t! What did the tree do when it lost its job in the bank? It started its own branch. Why do Christmas Trees have difficulty sowing? […]
We be-leaf in the flower of plants to save the plot. Our 101 puns about plants are sure to set your sprinklers firing and sage the day. Plant Puns With Panache Have you got ants in your plants? Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot keeps on thickening! My leaf blower doesn’t […]
Egg-ceptional Chicken Puns Whether you’re in need of a peck-me-up or simply egger to read something hen-tertaining, our 101 chicken puns are sure to do the trick. Don’t be chicken – fry ‘em! We’re Peck-y About Chicken Puns What’s a chicken’s favourite weekend pastime? Going for a peck-nic! What’s the quickest way out of a […]
101 Skeleton Puns To Tickle Any Funny Bone
The Biggest and Best List of Humerus Skeleton Puns We just know you’ll find our skeleton puns to be hip and happening. We can feel it in our bones. They’re brain-knee and a whole lot of pun! Skeleton Puns To Tickle The Punny Bone Why was the skeleton so popular with the girls? Because he […]
101 Bone Puns That Are Real Spine Ticklers
Hip and Happening Bone Puns We’re not being faux-knee when we say our bone puns are real spine ticklers! They’re hip and are sure to crack you up. Hot Bone Puns For A Femur What’s it called when you hit your funny bone late at night? Dark humor. Did you hear about the femur who […]
Fancy a gaggle? Then be sure to take a gander at our bird puns. We really went in for the swoop! You won’t egret browsing through our list of the quackiest bird puns on the internet. We’re sure they’ll shirke all the right chords. The Most Birdie-ful Puns Of All Why did the woodpecker decide […]
101 Birthday Puns That Really Take the Cake
Our birthday puns are the cherry on the cake and just about the best way to set any party alight. No matter whether you’re 1 or 101, we’ve got a pun for every occasion. All Candle Puns Blow You know you’re getting old when the candles no longer lit on the cake! May the only […]
The Ultimate List of Rock Puns Not only will our ultimate list of rock puns shake, rattle, and roll your world, but they’re sure to also have you rolling with laughter. They’re so funny, you’ll find it hard to keep a stone-cold expression. Rock Star Puns Why did the mountain not feel his usual starry […]
We’re not horsing about when we tell you our 101 horse puns are 100% thoroughbred! So quit foaling about and get cracking out the gate. These Puns Are Horsing About Why did the mare do to annoy the stallion? She refused to rein it in with the gossip even after he warned her that she […]